stuck behind a group of pensioners in a tescos, they could see i was able to walk faster then them.. but they wouldnt move over. was held up all the way down the dairy isle. still fuming now. 😛

Couldn’t they have split up into smaller groups to let you past?

Cheesed off?

slow walking people are dicks right enough.

Seriously, there’s no need to milk those puns, boxfish. People will soon get cheesed off.

😛

I think you did the right thing by not saying anything, these peaceful protests have a nasty habit of becoming violent at the slightest bit of provocation. I assume they were highly disorganised and came together by accident with a common objective.

What’s the rush, chill out and enjoy the dairy landscape.
Whatever you do don’t pull up next to them and ask them why they didn’t just move over, that could be considered aggressive.

They wouldn’t moooove over? 🙄

Did the fit female one tell you to eff awf when they pulled into the cafe…?

I’m seriously hoping she wasn’t in lycra.

is using bombers in tescos considered good etiquette ?

I’m seriously hoping she wasn’t in lycra.

‘Strava!’ may have worked…

Is it just me or are oapies a generation apart…incontinent??

Go vegan, skip the dairy isle.

Maybe there was no offers along the isle to make them pull over! We need to see a pic of the isle before we believe you…….

the dairy isle?
is the capital Cows?

They should have let you pass so they could sit in your slipstream.

Yeah good work for keeping your cool, I was in a garage the other day on a group ride when some fool who claimed he had been following us for 4 miles came out and lost it. He the called my Missus darling repeatedly so she told him to f off.

It’s a jungle out there.

The thing is, people have a right to walk slowly. Especially old and frail people. You should be patient and wait for a safe opportunity to pass. Old people have rights too.

why is this crap in the cycling forum?

Old people have rights too.

Is being selfish and preventing people from being able to make progress a right?

why is this crap in the cycling forum?

Keep up at the back.

Last time this happened to me in the fresh meat isle in Asda, I couldn’t control myself and pistol whipped Ethel with an out of date pork loin.

Yoghurt to admire the OP for keeping his cool in such a stressful situation. He could have easily tried to milk the situation for all it’s worth.

held up all the way down the dairy isle

presumably “all the way up the dairy aisle” would have been much more frenzied

Could have filtered past shirley? In a safe and progressive whilst still leaving a decent stopping distance of course..

I once had a stone in my shoe and was tutted at by a passing young mum.

Old people do not belong on public thoroughfares period.
It’s the actions of old people such as those that you encountered today, that will eventually cause all elderly to be outlawed from not only the dairy aisle but the entire supermarket.

Oh hang on……..

No point crying over spilt milk 8)

I’m here all week

how inconsiderate of them. should’ve shoved them into the yoghurt and run away laughing

street view or it didn’t happen.
anyway, what did it cost you, really? miss out on some end of date bread bargains did you?
****.

and those old biddies really give other old biddies a bad name, acting the way they did. who do they think they are?
****.

anyway, never happens round ‘ere.
i’m an old biddie and i’m really considerate of other’s lactate requirements.
c u Next Tuesday. s.

Asshats, blah blah, boom, boom, I’m important.

Does that cover it?

Serves you right for going to tescos

Faster pensioners in Morrisons

And a much better class of pensioner in Waitrose

In M&S the pensioners send in the help to do the shopping..

You should brie patient around slower people, they need briething space

I think we’ve had the cream of the puns now………. 8)