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  • VV OT: Importing Antique Ammunition to the UK
  • CaptJon
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    Joe – Member
    Can we only have expert opinions in here. Little tired of doom mongering, by people who know nothing about anything.

    Old bullets aren’t dangerous.

    Policeman: Excuse me sir, might i enquire as what you’re carrying in that there box?
    Joe: This is my stash of 100 rounds of ammunition.
    Policeman: Ammunition? Do you mean bullets young man?
    Joe: Yes
    Policeman: Well, you can’t be carrying them around with you. It’s very dangerous, not to mention illegal.
    Joe: Don’t worry, officer, they are old bullets.
    Policeman: Old bullets you say? Well, please accept my apologies. Carry on.

    grum
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    Policeman: Excuse me sir, might i enquire as what you’re carrying in that there box?
    Joe: This is my stash of 100 rounds of ammunition.
    Policeman: Ammunition? Do you mean bullets young man?
    Joe: Oh some people are so facetious: live cartridges.
    Policeman: Well, you can’t be carrying them around with you. It’s very dangerous, not to mention illegal. And there’s no need for the attitude either.
    Joe: Maybe I over estimated the quality of police officers, I don’t know why I’m bothering talking to you. You used to get a reasonable selection of police officers round here a few years ago.
    Policeman: Right smart-arse, you’re under arrest

    FTFY 🙂

    mt
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    If he’d only been a little more patient

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    IHN
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    chapeau Grum 🙂

    plyphon
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    You could swallow them then fish them out your poo

    plyphon
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    That’s probably on the same level as “can I take live ammunition through customs”

    kilo
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    wwaswas – Member

    kilo – if you;d seen this thread 60 minutes earlier we could have got inside Joe’s time limit for stropping and avoided some unpleasant words.

    Sorry I was reading some rubbish threads about mountain bikes 😳

    Joe it was some BASC publication – google should find it for you

    mt
    Free Member

    What if he got really bad wind?

    greeble
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    What if he got really bad wind?

    He wouldn’t be firing blanks thats for sure!

    khani
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    Don’t forget to pack soap on a rope..

    Drac
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    Many of you need to read this thread.

    http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/our-forum

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