Me – music generally. Or the daft things the kids made me laugh about. Or scream about.

Occasionally knockers and stuff.

Ohh, and my wife. Of course. My wife.

Just in case she’s reading.

Rainbows

a ticker tape feed of internet arguments.

My GF has that annoying habit of always asking me what I’m thinking about. I tell her to never underestimate my ability to be completely vacant.

My GF has that annoying habit of always asking me what I’m thinking about. I tell her to never underestimate my ability to be completely vacant.

It’s easy to stop her doing that. Marry her. Then they stop asking you anything other than ‘why do you have to fart in front of me’ etc

My GF has that annoying habit of always asking me what I’m thinking about. I tell her to never underestimate my ability to be completely vacant.

Sometimes I sit and think, other times I just sit. Daft thing is she pays good money to go to classes to achieve the same thing.

‘why do you have to fart in front of me’ etc

Simple – I didn’t know it was your turn…

As I’m not ‘normal’ I have nothing further to add to this thread.

what do ‘normal’ people have floating through their heads?

you pretty much nailed it TBH

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