When did this happen? Has anyone tried it out? It is heavily advertised on kids TV at the moment which is how i found out about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L37-3v7DyYs

Bring me this woman that shits out chocolate doughnuts!

8 quid a bottle in wilkos on Saturday. It’s destined to be a 50p bargain binner in 12 months time!

Saw this advertised on Nicktoons while me and the kids were watching Spongebob. I thought it was a joke at first. Would love to have seen it on Dragon’s den.

Another attempt to make money pandering to our insecurities.

“Don’t act like your shit don’t stink”
“Ah, but I’ve got VIPoo”
“Ah, touché”

Yeah bizarrely advertised on the children’s channels. Presumably going for the mummy market. Saw it on Tiny Pop the other day and my bam was thoroughly boozled.

First World Problem doesn’t even begin to cover it!

I’m assuming it is some kind of social experiment until proven otherwise.

What does dumping those chemicals down the sewers that then end up being treated and recycled do to those living (people, fish, birds, plants) downstream?

8 quid a bottle in wilkos on Saturday

I guess i will continue to poo like a peasant then.

What does dumping those chemicals down the sewers that then end up being treated and recycled do to those living (people, fish, birds, plants) downstream?

I doubt it is much more harmful than bleach, toilet blocks, “flushable” wipes, hygiene products, old medicine, dead goldfish, or indeed, poo.

Saw it on Tiny Pop the other day and my bam was thoroughly boozled.

Tidy Poop?

I have a can on the doorstep. That way the postie can give a freshening spritz through the letter box before making a delivery.

Christ on a bike.

How the hell is this stuff supposed to work? Shirly as soon as your payload slips beneath the waves, it’s hermetically sealed…

The problem occurs betwixt crimp and splash, with further unsavoury fragrances caused by noxious gas emissions.

We all had those particularly acrid dumps where it rises like the hull of the Titanic from the water, whilst we continue to read our magazine oblivious to the pollution being caused beneath…

I don’t think this stuff would solve the problem…

If I had a poo and couldn’t smell it, I’d shit myself 😮

More products for the snowflake generation.

Poo stinks – get used to it, don’t store it under oil like a lithium stool.

If I ever start a band, I’m going to call our second album, “Betwixt crimp and splash”.

Perhaps the follow-up product should be a preparatory Teflon spray to keep your rosebud streak free?

What on earth are you going to call your first album??

What next – V.I. Pee.

Put down some foam to quell the smell of sugarpuffs.

I thought this was going to be about the string you eat.
I shit you knot.

You can buy glitter to eat so you have glitter poop. That would be quite something .

I recall a monologue by a comedienne (?Jo Brand) on feminine hygiene products and attempts to play on insecurities. Think she mentioned a deodorant by the name of twinkle tw@…

What on earth are you going to call your first album??

Massive bouncy pagga.
🙂

I suspect it’ll sell far better than the oily poo spray… 😉

And this…
[video]https://youtu.be/YbYWhdLO43Q[/video]

It is a real thig too…
Squatty Potty

I have a can on the doorstep. That way the postie can give a freshening spritz through the letter box before making a delivery.

😆

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVlvnCOUqog[/video]

All sorts of shite out there.

Seadog, scarily, I remember this….!

My OH has a one of those on a bracket in the shower, I always found it awkward to use and the shape prevented me reaching my back teeth properly…

But wait, If you place an order today, well send you 500kg of Unicorn Gold, for free…
[video]https://youtu.be/LqL4DRZ2EkA[/video]

Some podcasts I listen to have an advert for http://www.poopourri.com in….

It’s been around for a few years. We sometimes use ‘poo plops’ when we’re on sailing holidays

V.I. Pee.

That’s just when you sit down.

The discerning gentleman would use these 😯

An aromatic botanical bathroom deodoriser to combat the malodorous.
After vigorous activity has occurred in the bathroom, Post-Poo Drops’ crisp citrus peel notes – fortified with rich floral elements – effectively neutralise disagreeable smells.

Camping and sailing and any other environment where you need a plop, I’ve always used loo roll and a wet wipe.

What on earth are these Marketeers doing to our lives ? I bet the person that thought this up is 21, and intern and is the Son or Daughter of the COO.

Yet more harmful rubbish in the Sea.

Grrrr…