Our cockerpoo has taken the game “Pass the Pigs” a little too literally, and we’re now waiting for her to pass them. Any idea roughly when that’s likely to be, if she ate them this morning?

I would have thought during your walk tomorrow.

happy as a pig in shit ?

(dewd, it’s way under a tenner for the game – bag ’em and bin ’em)

I don’t want them back! We need to make sure they pass OK and don’t block; of course if they do we’ll get symptoms but would like to know when we’re likely to be in the clear too.

And we want to see how many points she gets. My money’s on a leaning jowler.

Normal gut transit is from 24-48 hours. Watch for vomiting, not wanting to eat and signs of abdominal pain but pigs should pass through ok.

Any news on the score?

Still not appeared yet. Might be in the garden, but I’m not doing a torchlight poo run for you lot, it can wait till the morning.