Yoss, I’ll try and describe it.
The toilet and shower (Singular) are in a small portacabin, split in half. My main concerns were
a) The general condition of the portacabin. It was pretty rotten but had been badly patched and bodged so many times it was unbelieveable. I honestly didn’t trust the floor. There were sharp edges of plasic, wood and metal. The toilet was loose on the floor, there was damp and mould everywhere, stuff like that.
b) The combi-boiler was a very old (20-30 years or more by the look of it) and was actually labeled ‘Not to be used in a bathroom’ or similar, but it was installed about 3ft from the shower, in a room about 8x6ft. I doubt it would pass and modern test for carbon dioxide etc. There bare flame of the burner was clearly visible, I could probably have stuck my finger in it. The woman obviously knew it was iffy becasue she kept it locked and only lit the pilot light on request. So no hot water in the loo next door for 99% of the time either.
c) I don’t think there was any electric in the cabin at all (No lights, certainly) but there was at least one bare wire sticking out.
Like I said, I have no problem at all naming the place:
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