I’ve got a steaming cup of Brown.

If asked to describe the taste I would say Brown with added salt.

No idea whether it is French Brown, English Country Brown or Chunky Italian Brown. It is just Brown.

WTF do you expect for 10p? 10p gets you a plastic cup of brown.

86p gets you a tin of Heinz beef broth.

Push it over a quid and you’ve got yourself a Heinz Big Soup.

Stop moaning and DTFU.

When I was at university the vending machine in the halls common room had a fault that meant that you could get soup with extra sugar and extra whitener. 😯

Always good for a laugh to reach across and press these at an opportune moment when someone else was buying minestrone 😈

the vending machine at Radcliffe baths produces a cup of brown, regardless of your selection and charges you 80p.

I suspect it’s tea/coffeee/soup/chocolate cross-contaminated water.

What kind of machine is it?

Its all powdered soup, the best you can hope for is a cup-a-soup standard.

I feel a bit sick now. Shame it wasn’t the green soup.

I like the green soup.

This reminds me of the Royle family christmas edition

“What’s for starters Denise?”
“Cup a Soup mum – but with a twist”
“Oooooooooo lovely – what’s the twist?”
“We’re having it in a bowl”