Every **** time one of our group got a notification of a message of whatever type he had to stop and read it!
….
Am I the odd one out here?

Not riding with him again!

Well in reality you are the one who was unable to say something to him about it. Then took to the world online to make a point you could have made to him.

Knowing Hairylegs you’re along way off the mark.

Must just have been the way he typed it, for most people a sarcastic comment would be the end of it.