It’s a bit of a family tradition in my Wife’s Family to warn naughty children that’ll they’ll have to go to visit ‘Mrs Price’ who runs Cardiff Prison for naughty children.
I bought into it a little too much and told the eldest I’d been sent there and offered up a couple of my scars as proof. Not long after some of the other parents in the school yard are gossiping about one of the Dad’s ‘doing a bit of bird’. The fact that I didn’t show up until he was 5 only added to it.
Worth it though, once when he’d been unbearable for weeks on end he got a letter in the post, very offical looking telling him to report to prison, he pleaded for another chance which he got, but it soon slipped. A few weeks later we packed him a bag and drove him to the gates, it fixed his attitude for over a year, I’m sure there was some mental scars left, but it was worth it 😉