Out with the offspring today in the local park – we flew a kite in the sun, went down to the river, skimmed some stones, and she wanted to explore a bit further along the riverside path – it’s a path that doesn’t really go anywhere, you can get so far and then no further, but it’s a nice stroll.
Near the end, was hailed by a fisherman* on the opposite bank, who started yelling about how we could go no further (I yelled back that I knew that), that I was being irresponsible with a child, and that I shouldn’t be walking along there in trainers**, and if we didn’t turn back right away he’d wade over and stop us.
By this point herself had reached the end anyway, and was getting a bit worried about the shouty man, so we turned back.
So, my question – what’s the best way to tell someone to shove it where the sun doesn’t shine, without the offspring picking up lots of interesting phrases to repeat at nursery?
*he was wearing waders and was with two friends, but this is Glasgow, they may well have been there to drink
**they were approach shoes 😉