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Unfortunate names
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German company I worked for a couple of years ago (in your best Hello, Hello accent) Bernd Koch. Much backhanded sniggering amongst us juvenille brits.
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There was a lad in the local paper on an assult charge called........
Philip Micheal Hunt. I sh!t thee not.
Class.
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Used to know both a Jo king and a Jenny Tailor
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My favourite is someone my girlfriend used to work with called... wait for it.....
Dick Raper
Oh dear.
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if you live in Buxton you may be fortunate enough to have your carpets fitted by Michael Hunt and your plumbing done by Paul Mycock. Titter titter
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I do think the chief of the health and safelty exec. has quite an unfortunate name... Justin McCracken! But at least it's not Philip!
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My sister went to school with Carmen Gentle
and we had a Randy Rogers in our Tampa office until quite recently
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At work we have Isabelle Ender.
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Always wondered if there was a woman anywhere called Helen Back.
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Lindsey Doyle
Lydia kettle
Sally Hore
Rammy Tupper - he says he has brothers called shovy and stickyPosted 2 years ago # -
I was bitterly disappointed to find that the person in another offices seating plan wasn't actually called Summer Start...
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bloke at work called Roger Boyes
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I've a Hong Kong based customer called Chew Kok On and when Mrs AlieN was at Swansea University, the Student Union president was called Richard Staines (and he had blue hair).
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Oh and just remembered the names of two people at my school whose names raised a smile. Stafford Sparshot and Sheldon Dibley. A couple of years after I left I was in the local DIY store and there was a tannoy announcement "Could Stafford Sparshot please come to the Customer Services desk".
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The girlfriends surname is Caunt, whenever we go anywhere she always books it in my name, actually think that's the only reason she agreed to marry me
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There's a Solicitor from my hometown called Rupert Bear and there's a friend of my girlfriends family named Roger Mee.
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Not so unfortunate but just seen this and it made me chuckle - John Haymaker. Wonder if he has big fists and swings them round a lot...
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Had two doctors working at my local clinic and they were Dr Dick and Dr Boyle
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Randy Farmer (from the US organisation)
Billy Hill - not funny untill you get an email from him where the system puts your last name first. I got emails from hillbilly!
Ulysses Colon III
Phuc TranPosted 2 years ago # -
American Office - Barbara Wankoff
British Office - Gaynor Hardon
Hong Kong Office - Fanny PongPosted 2 years ago # -
There's someone on the closing credits for one of the CSIs called Boti Bliss.
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I work with a Gordon Bennett and a Korean guy called Wankyu Park.
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One of our customers contacts was called Richard Head, another was Jane nobber.
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Remembered another couple.
Worked with a bloke on a nightmare project called Ewan Kerr (and he was the only decent bloke involved in the project).
A friend, before she was married, worked as a locum in Leith. Her maiden name was Jelly. "Dr Jelly fae Leith" - sounded like a Sunday Mail expose headline.
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Used to work with an American called Dick Sander. Always bought a tear to my eye that one.
One of our suppliers has a Mike Hunt (and he likes to be called Mike). And they have a Japanese female employee caled Fukuoka.And our email system at work uses first initial then surname. Brian Adcock was never funnier.
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Major Major.
Catch 22.
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Went to school with someone called neil ng (which is obvioulsy pronounced 'ing') and my friends dad is called mike hunt.
Edited to say I just noticed the same name a couple of posts above!!
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I went to school with a William Barrow, college with a Mark Slaymaker & once had someone apply for an account - his name was Wayne Kerr.
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One of the policemen in Machynlleth was called Constable Peter Sargeant.
One of the undertakers in Aberystwyth was called David. Known as Dai the Death.Mrs Ambrose went to school with Eta Laverty. I work in a school myself, and have taught a number of interesting names. loads of Kylies and Charlenes. Probably the best name was/ is Joe Blue Saphire Wild. A really good bloke who now works in theater.
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In my school we had a Dorian Spackmann and a Bartley Mickelthwaite. The ents officer at Woolich Uni was a guy called Dick Cheese. I can remember going to the horse races as a kid and seeing one jockey called Peter Enis and another French one called M. Rudebastard.
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worked with a guy from the States called Dick Axelrod. Lovely man.
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Bought a truck in Houston from a guy called Randy Bishop.
Allegedly there is a plumber in Wanganui called Dwayne Pipe
As a kid I was in school with a kid called Steve Austin, we got into a scrape and the local constabulory got involved, they wouldnt believe that was his name. Said copper was very embarassed after taking him home and having it confirmed by his angry parents. (you may have to be an old git to understand the last bit)
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There's a woman a work called Sue Cant
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A couple who appeared on the "Grand Designs" programme had called their daughter ..... Beaver
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