Just out walking the dog down a lane at the back of some houses when I came across an all right bike that’s been abandoned!!!!!
Too nice to just for somebody to just leave there so I phone the rozzers on 101.
Me: Hello mr rozzer phone person. I think I’ve just come across a stolen bike that’s been abandoned. When I had my bike stolen to order the policeman who came round said thieves often dump bikes when they run out of space in a van and get better alternatives. Anyway that’s by the by it’s here. It’s a decent full suspension bike, looks pretty new, etc.
Mr rozzer phone person on 101: Sorry we don’t do anything about stolen bikes, take it home and if nobody claims after 28 days you can keep it isn’t that good.
Me: No, I think it’s somebodys and they might want it back.
Mr rozzer phone person: It’s unlikely we can trace the frame number and isn’t really worth the time. Take it home and hopefully you can keep it.
Me: Thanks……
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