I laughed so hard a little wee came out.

genius.

OK just spat coffee over my keyboard – flippin brilliant!

That was funny before I found out it wasn’t a joke – but please don’t post this sort of thing when I have a mouthful coffee

Ours is a Pinocchio connected to his origins, happy, athletic and attentive.
He is looking at the horizon, expressing an optimistic attitude versus the future. The expression of his face is smiling, happy, positive and at the same time astonished.

Not as astonished as I was to find out that this actually for real.

Couldn’t make that one up.

So after all the allegations of lying about drugs they’ve chosen a story about Pinocchio, whos nose grows when he lies, and shown him with a big nose?

Any truth in the rumour the other alternative was this little chap?

I thought these were the new UCI mascots

Idiots.

Youre kidding me right?!

Does this mean cuprinol* will be added to the list of controlled substances?

*other wood preservatives are available

He was a puppet right?

Hmmm.. Bit like FatMcQuid then.

Looks a bit studenty with that cone on his head…