Arranging to go see a house with the Mrs and I received an email containing this line:

Can you confirm dates you are available to attend please and I will check our dairies if the above date is not convenient for you.

Made me laugh!

If I were you I’d milk it for all it’s worth.

The cream of the crop?

Whey cool.

Curd they have made it worse?

When are you looking to mooove?

Are you looking to moooove house

Too slow 🙂

It’s true though, yoghurt a really funny email

I herd it was a place in jersey he was looking at.

These puns are udderly terrible

great minds…. eh IHN .

These jokes are all cheesy

They are trying to butter you up

When working in a factory we would liaise with warehouses we’d employ and ask them to count various parts to make sure systems tallied up.

The girl who was helping (recently promoted to manager) who was helping with this once sent our whole department of 50 or so, mainly blokes an email titled ‘Todays counts’.

Sadly she missed the ‘o’ out of counts

She was mortified. Made our day though 🙂

In fact they are so bad that ice cream.

They probably didn’t check the mail properly befoe they sent it; they probably just skimmed it.

These puns are really cheesy.

edit : beaten again!

You’re not doing very well, are you fella? 😉

LOL!

I bet he’s really cheesed off 🙂

desperately trying to think of something original…..

Yeah I’d be annoyed if I were him – other people have already skimmed off the good puns.

He cud just try harder

yes they have johndoh, including a skimmed one!

Dairy, dairy me, never herd puns so bad. Never heffer.

you’ll have to bear with me on this one;

So, if it were a Spanish house being shown to you by a French estate agent they could open the door with a a dramtic wave of their hand towards the free pinta that comes with it and shout a cheery “Au Lait”.

(Olé, geddit? igmc)

A friend has just got a new Mrs, I text him one Saturday asking him if he was going down the pub, to which he replied- “nah mate, going seeing her son” to which I replied “WTF? SON? You’ve been seeing her a week and I thought she had no kids!”
Ten minutes later I got a text. “soon not son.” 😀

This thread has moooooved me almost to tears 😀

desperately trying to think of something original..

Keep going, don’t be cowed by these other punsters

Cattle amuse your Mrs as well.

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