I’ll go first.
Michael McIntyre. His ‘Big Show’ has just come on after the footie – watched 30 seconds of it just to see if he was as annoying as I remember. He most definitely is.

Rather watch the latter than the former….

Kate humble or Jimmy Carr

Nicholas Witchell.

Rather watch the latter than the former….

Yep.

Michael McIntyre
Ricky Gervais
James Coden
Miranda fortunately the world has realised how shite she is.
Jeremy **** Vine

With his face like a sellotaped testicle….

Michael McIntire here as well, although it’s him I’d like to punch, rather than my telly. I cannot, for the life of me, understand why people think he’s funny! He’s just bloody insufferable.
Fortunately, there’s always something better to watch, or as usual on a Saturday evening, listen to, ‘cos I never watch telly on Friday or Saturday evenings.

Ha! you lot! Did you know RYLAN Clark-twonk has HIS OWN SHOW! I haven’t seen 1 single second of it, but if you really want to punch your tv, sometime late on C5 is where you wanna be. Who PAYS for these idiots? Who WATCHES these idiots? 👿

Dhis dwad.

Actually all these mentions of Michael McIntyre – have you seen Josh Widdicombe’s stand-up? Its WORSE.

I find Michael Macintrye pretty funny, I like his new show actually.

+1 for McIntyre

Sharon Osbourne.

Stephen Fry.

Nigel Slater.

Piers Morgan & Katie Hopkins obvs.

Piers Morgan, I’d boil him in acid!

Stephen Mulhearn
Kate Humble (again)
George bloody Clarke

I like MacIntyre, despite the 70s throwback show.

I find the way Josh Widdecombe insists on sitting on his foot on the Last Leg inexplicably irritating!
Plus that woman who did the voice-over on Master Chef (don’t know if she still does?)

Piers Morgan, I’d boil him in acid!

He’s another one! Who PAYS for these idiots? Who WATCHES these idiots?
His last programme: women murderers. Would’ve been only one reason to watch that…

Graham Norton
Andrew O’Neill
Eammon Holmes

Did you know RYLAN Clark-twonk has HIS OWN SHOW

/googles Ryan Clark

Jeremy Clarkson

But since I’ll not see him as I have no intention of joining Amazon Prime, the set is safe

piers morgan definitely. remember him as a scumbag reporter for the sun pretending all the stars were his mates, made my skin crawl then. infuriating that the public cant see through him and hes gone from strength to strength. despise him.

james corden.

How do you spell ‘smarmy’? Oh wait, you don’t have to…

Then there’s this one:

and this one:

and, finally, this one:

EDIT: Oops. That may be a few too many. You’re going to think I’m an angry man. 😛

Dermot O’Leary.

Ryan Clark

Probably much less annoying search results than if you spelt it right. 😉

Oh yeah. Still none the wiser he appears to been on that Essex thing. Oh wait I’ve seen him on Celeb Juice where he made great cannon fodder.

Romesh Ranganathan

Oh Christ, yes! Kirsty bloody Alsopp!

It’s like someone has distilled the very purest essence of irritatingly sanctimonious middle class mumsnettery

An absolutely vile woman!!!

Kate Humble

Greg Wallace. Unbelievably annoying and strangely full of himself. Stupid shouty idiotic bell end.

George Clarke and the way he pronounces architect

Kirstie Allsopp here as well. She seems like a complete bitch dressed up like an Enid Blyton character.

Barry Shitpeas

I’m interested. How did Kate Humble earn everyone’s disapproval?

This reminds me why I don’t have a TV anymore.

Has anyone mentioned ‘Brillo’ yet?

I try not to turn into my Dad and have nothing nice to say about anyone on TV, but when it comes to Lawrence Lewellyn Bowen, I make an exception!

Jimmy Carr
Michael McIntyre
Jeremy Clarkson

Ah no, Kate Humble, what has she ever done?! Humble is one of my secret TV crushes.

No mention of the cillit bang bloke or any character real or fluffy toy based from any price comparison site so far they’re all on my list (and yes Alexei the meerkat you’re on that list too, it was cute for five minutes, now it’s just annoying)

No, garage-dweller, it was never cute.

Chris Packham

& a might as well mention to Michaela Strachan.

It’s a toss up between Eddie butler and Stuart Barnes as to which is the biggest sanctimonious pr**k. Hate both of them with a passion

Oh and John Innverdale can sod off as well