A bloke at work married a woman he locked up for drink driving. Her parents only found out how they met during the best mans speech. (she blew under - if you know what I mean )
Avoid injuries that might put you out of action down there though. Unless you want to show it off in which case it would be an interesting ice breaker as she bandages it up...
I was seen by quite an attractive female doctor when I ran into the pointy bit of a railing, which hit me just about 1" to the left of where it would have been extremely painful. She didn't seem all that impressed
aracer - Member
...I was seen by quite an attractive female doctor when I ran into the pointy bit of a railing, which hit me just about 1" to the left of where it would have been extremely painful. She didn't seem all that impressed
Was this when you cracked your flange?
Sorry, someone had to ask
Oi - I currently have bruised ribs, sniggering hurts!
I teach outdoor ed. I was teaching a group of year 8's when their form tutor came to see them for two days (they kids stay for 5).
She's gorgoeous and I was smitten. I asked her if she wanted my number on the second day. She said yes. That was Thursday. I went to hers for a pizza and beer on Friday and never left. 4 weeks later she proposed and 4 months later we got married.
I made sure the kids weren't there when I 'made my move' and I asked her if she wanted my number as I thought it was less stalkerish. Now I know that she was pretty smitten by me too and I could have got away with more or less anything at the time and it all would have been sweet.
To the OP, bottom line is you will never know unless you get of your backside and do something about it! Life is full of missed oppotunity.
mattbibbings - Member
I teach outdoor ed. I was teaching a group of year 8's
For one terrible moment there, i really wasn't sure where that was going......... But PHEW it ended beautifully!
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