If you are going to get arrested….do it for something special.

The cross-dressing man was caught with the animal in the dry moat of King Henry VIII's Pendennis Castle overlooking Falmouth Bay in Cornwall.

The 33-year-old mounted the pet after it chased him out of sight of its woman owner……

-Telegraph.

Nice. I don't think I need to click the link though 😕

A spokesman for English Heritage said: "This was a very rare incident".

So not a unique one then?

A spokesman for English Heritage said: "This was a very rare incident".

I bloody well hope so!

EDIT: goddamn, 1 second late!

He was charged with a fairly minor offence, which is odd as I'm fairly sure beastiality is very illegal and would have you on some sort of a register normally?

Kennel Club best of breed.

Jamie, what exactly were you googling for when you stumbled upon this story?

Somewhere out there a headline writer has just reached Nirvana

Jamie, what exactly were you googling for when you stumbled upon this story?

I'm sure we best not go there… 🙂

Given the other thread about dogs and trail centres, I'm not sure we want to be giving people ideas about how to cope with difficult dogs.

But the dog was initally chasing him – surely it was begging for it.

Was the dog riding a Lilac Prince Albert by any chance, or perhaps a green Orange Five?

Brings a whole new meaning to the word "dogging"..

Hi Five GeeTee,
self mocking and refferential too.

I couldn't resist.

Neither, it seems, could the cross dresser.

What did he wear to court – skirt or trousers ?

Was he heard singing this ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-JfIduytVs

How low can you go?

…Daschund, presumably…

I'll get my fur coat…

Is this a case of what anthropologists call 'endogamy'?

I'll get my fur coat…

And can I just say how irresistible you look in said coat 🙂

That's tranvestism for you – the sexual equivalent of a gateway drug.

That's what Prince was on about in Sign o' the Times:

"In September my cousin tried a dress on for the first time. Now he's doin' Horse. It's June…"

You'd need some form of stepladder for that, presumably.

I will never forget the 'woman fellating a horse on video' incident in a company I used to work for way back when.

It was long before companies were even aware of the need for email/internet misuse policies and this video was doing the rounds in the company. Not to be too graphic about it, but the horse does indeed ejaculate and the woman concerned is barely able to contain the load.

After a few months of making people wretch and gag, one innocent employee opened the email, watched the video and shrieked in horror, just as the CEO was walking passed.

The only reason they took no action was because about 80% of the workforce (of around 300 people) had seen and forwarded the material on!

this reminded me of this sketch
HERE

do you think that CSP will be calling for a retraction in the paper, and for this to be published as a cornish heritage site instead – i really don't think so!!

GrahamS:
Jamie, what exactly were you googling for when you stumbled upon this story?

@ charltonbrooker

hora ?

😯 WTH?????????????????????????????????????????????

It was quite understandable. To quote the Telegraph it was "a popular family tourist attraction and was heaving with visitors in high season."

All those visitors on heat is bound to have affected the poor chap and he simply got a bit confused…

I wondered what LaLa was on about on 6Music this morning.

Some dogs deserve ####ing.

must be something in the water down there….

slurry pervert

I was busy that day – honestly…