Girl on the 07:05 train from Birmingham to London, dressed in a suit with a leather bag and not unlike every other passenger on the train. Sits down, laptop out, phone out, headphones in, so far, so normal. She then pulls out and proceeds to neck 2 cans of G&T. A strong start to the day.
Or the otherwise normal looking girl who ate 6 (yes, I started counting after the 3rd emerged) Pret salads.
There’s also the huge guy who gets on at Solihull around 6pm most mights, 6’6″, white beard, clothes that have neither been replaced or washed in 20 years. You don’t want him sat near you for 2 reasons, 1, he stinks, 2, he’ll talk trains at you until you get off. Loves a class 47 apparently, seen them all bar 1, thinks it might be in Doncaster, maybe Derby, it’s rumoured to be making an appearance at the Severn Valley Diesel day though but we’ve heard that before…