Mr Kip has just returned from a night ride at local trail centre and informed me that as he got to the top of a fireroad climb and turned back onto the singletrack he saw a car parked in the layby at the top with a sign saying “Cane me” in the window.

He then realised there were two blokes caning another willing chap across the bonnet!!!!!!!

Really! 😯

It’s fair to say that he just did his fastest time round the route!

Let’s hear your story.

Have you checked Mr Kip for any obvious marks on his posterior?

He seems to be sitting comfortably enough next to me!

He was a bit freaked out by it tbh, it’s not quite what you expect on a night ride, doggers perhaps but caning?

He then realised there were two blokes caning another willing chap across the bonnet!!!!!!!

That is odd, normally they smack ’em across the arse!

Lost count of how many couples etc we used to catch in the woods while out nightwatching (after poachers) it’s funny seeing people reactions when you shine 150,000 candle power lamp into the car tell them there on private land at to “go away and play some where else” or words of that effect 😉