I could almost take it seriously if the bloke on the moped had his saddle up higher and wasn't riding knees sticking out, heels on the pedals like a complete goon. why look more retarded than strictly necessary?

If carlsberg did Derny riders –

Way to go Sir Chris!!

The reason they ride the Derny like that is to provide as much shelter to the following riders as possible. Those pacers are positively anorexic to some of the "larger" gentlemen you get in Belgium!

Here's Brad with a pacer