In light of the making money quick thread. suggestions please.

Wasps in an old cigar tube make an inexpensive vibrator.

Putting unleaded fuel in a diesel car saves you a few pence per litre.

Don’t carry loose change around.
Seriously, if it jingles in my pocket, it’s getting spent on sweets and the Beano….

DrP

Avoid the need for expensive binoculars, simply stand closer to the object you wish to view.

Dont buy bike magazines.

Putting unleaded fuel in a diesel car saves you a few pence per litre.

I didn’t enjoy the experience last time I tried this. Luckily I now drive unleaded and should I swap to diesel I’ll hopefully not have a brain fart at the pump.

Wasps in an old cigar tube make an inexpensive vibrator.

I’ll recommend this to our lass.

Only eat breakfast, lunch and dinner, or depending where you’re from, breakfast dinner and tea, at home, or at least prepared at home…
Give up taking heroin..
Use cheap backstreet hookers…

Give up cycling

Stop drinking at home – not only will you save money on booze but you also won’t buy all sorts of crap on eBay while you’re pi$$ed.

– Don’t eat out
– Think if you “actually” need what you’re about to buy
– Move somewhere cheaper

dont look in the classifieds! stay away from ebay!

dont look in the classifieds! stay away from ebay!

Gumtree forced me to buy some new wheels. Forced i tell you. £150 bargain……..if you could afford it in the first place.

Use a basket at the supermarket, not a trolley, makes you think twice about loading up with stuff you don’t need

Use a basket at the supermarket, not a trolley, makes you think twice about loading up with stuff you don’t need

Don’t go food shopping if you’re hungry. Admittedly, this can be a problem if you’re going shopping because you have absolutely no food.

Don’t sign up to Planet-X emails.

Bottle your bath water, give it as presents
Drink your own pee—it’s cheaper than energy drinks
Instead of saving up for stuff just steal it …
I should so be on SuperScrimpers 8)

make sarnies for lunch

commute by bike, everywhere

Used toothpicks make excellent javelins for your rodent olympics

Do all your own DIY!! this works wonders. I’d never have tried plastering if it weren’t for tackling as much DIY as I could when getting my house sorted.

Don’t spend money 🙄

Give up booze. Not only will you not spend money on alcohol but you’ll be able to go out on a Friday night without the contents of your wallet evaporating between 18:00 and 03:00.

Don’t sign up to Planet-X emails.

And don’t open threads on here marked “PSA”.

Save money buying expensive carpets for your house. Simply attach two sample pieces to the bottom of your feet and have that new carpet feeling all round the house

Only spend money every other day.

And don’t open threads on here marked “PSA”.

+2000

Kill your wife

……what?

Save money on expensive gravel driveways by taping Rice Krispies to your tyres.

smoke tabs and eat pies…. you’ll save a fortune on bike bits

When your mrs says the Britta filter needs changing tell her you’ve done it and just reset it, she’ll never know the difference

Eat out of bins, make shoes from burst hedgehogs, look like a famous person so people give you stuff for free … it’s all just common sense really

Save money on expensive watches by asking other people the time.

Wear trousers with with extremely deep pockets…or remove them altogether.

Or put your bank/credit cards in a block of ice in the freezer.

No ta… It’s turned a bit cold and I fancy a nice soup for lunch today

lovin the spam fritters in the cold weather.

Spend your whole life on this forum rather than going out and doing something