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Top Gear, what a load of prats,
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I like Top Gear - it gives me a fizzing feeling behind my penis.
Does that mean I should go out & beat myself up or does it mean I dont take it too seriously..
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I'd just like to add, Clarkson's constant anti Audiisms (repeated with his 'slating' of the R8 last night) are just becoming too much. He can go on and on about his other isms as much as he likes but anti Audi is taking things just a bit too far.
That's all.
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I don't remember anything mentioned about said young man being gay! I though it was because he looked greasy & unwashed and perhaps a little out of the ordinary, It wasn't a very nice reaction they gave the young man who may have learning difficulties of some sort, so it was uncomfortable humour of sorts.
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RepacK - Member
I like Top Gear - it gives me a fizzing feeling behind my penis.Does that mean I should go out & beat myself up
Errr, more like 'off' probably....
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I must have dozed off. Which bit was the homophobic bit? Was it before or after the odd looking audience member came up and sat next to James?
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I must have dozed off. Which bit was the homophobic bit? Was it before or after the odd looking audience member came up and sat next to James?
No that was it, he was obviously gay, and TG was obviously making grossly offensive homophobic jokes. Luckily, several STW members have leapt to the aid of the poor, effeminate gays, who are completely incapable of defending themselves, the poor little lambs.
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deadlydarcy - Member
Of course it was made up on the spot, it's a perfectly common turn of phrase
Hmmm, I don't know...sometimes, you hear "ninety per cent" and some times "ninety five per cent" and sometimes "ninety nine per cent" too. Would you say that 99.9% of the time, people use "99.9%" over the others? It may have been pedantic, but just chucking in a ridiculous statistic to strengthen your point actually weakens it.Like I said, it's a turn of phrase which means 'most'...are you really arguing about this? Can I no longer say most X Factor is crap or are you worried I might offend Simon Cowell?
Is anyone on here actually a homosexual who was really offended by someone edging away from a creepy guy with a moustache who said he had a fizzing sensation behind his penis giving him a hug? If not then you really need to get a life rather than being offended and outraged on someone elses behalf. I must have missed the part when they said 'homosexuality is an assault to God and all gays should be beaten with sticks'
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This thread is not giving me a fizzing feeling behind my penis.
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This thread is not giving me a fizing feeling behind my penis.
Hang on I am on my way
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Top Gear has become an instituion which is why people who don't like it watch it. I remember going for weekends away to GT years ago and leaving at 4pm to be back in time for TG because it was perfect Sunday evening TV. Now its just too painful to watch but being Sunday evening, usually with nothing to do its often on in the background. Jeez that makes me sound really dull.
Ricky Gervais should do an office-style parody of Top Gear; it would the only thing to make it more cringeworthy. Unfortunately its also how he is so it would be a show about twunts by a twunt. That could work.
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If there was only one empty seat on a bus and it was next to the guy with the 'tache fom top gear last night.....I'd stand!
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Like I said, it's a turn of phrase which means 'most'...are you really arguing about this? Can I no longer say most X Factor is crap or are you worried I might offend Simon Cowell?
No no no, this is no good at all. Frankie Boyle would be much better in this scenario, fizzy penis or no.
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BRING BACK WILLIAM WOOLLARD!
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jon1973 - Member
paedo-tache
what exactly does a paedo-tache look like? I was thinking of growing a comedy tache for Christmas (I was thinking Mexican style) to amuse my 7 year old nephew. I really need to stear clear of paedo-tache territory.I think if you are growing a moustache to amuse a 7 year old boy then I would probably think again about what you just said...
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Now that is more Boyle-esque material.
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This outrageous outrage has outraged me outrageously.
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west kipper - Member
BRING BACK WILLIAM WOOLLARD!
Just a Minute's not as good without him as well... Gawd rest his soul Guvnor...
Or was that Willie Rushton? I always get them muddled up
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Yoda.
AND WHY IS THAT.
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Like others have said. Where is the homophobic parts? i would lean away from a women if she said she had a fizzing feeling there as well as not wanting to sit in the seat in the same way they did. I though that it was all just crude willy type jokes and set up but funny never the less.
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project - Member
Yoda.
AND WHY IS THAT.
mabye its full of cheese
high horse on it's way for the troll
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I'm not even sure if it was homophobic, pretty cringeworthy though like much of the show. The studio audience format with sycophantic crowd laughing at all the lame gags is really poor imo.
Shame though cos some bits, eg them ragging the cars around on that mountain road in Romania, are great to watch.
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If you want to watch a program purely on cars, watch fifth gear.
I like Top Gear as its put humour into the program. I don't see why people complain, its a light hearted bit of fun that makes the program enjoyable to a lot of folk.
If you don't ike what they say then turn it off! No point coming on here to whinge about it. Should bwe all start moaning about every othr crap tv program!
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It has occasional flashes of genius, but most of the time, it's just Sunday night filler, quite amusing, but not LOL funny.
I very much enjoyed the 50s race last series, Clarkson being beasted by the fireman in the train was very amusing. Clarkson vs May Air was also good.
The Romanian trip was squandered really IMO. More 'porn' of them driving in the tunnels, or up the ridiculous road, and less of the gypsy jokes.
Got to agree, if you don't like it, don't watch it. Gentle homophobic ribbing is common amongst all my friends, not one of us is homophobic, but that is what men tend to do when we get together.
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I tell you what offended me, last night I was watching "It's only a theory" a supposedly high-brow show, and Andy Hamilton hinted at how everyone in Norfolk looks the same due to inbreeding. Being from Norfolk I found this outreageously offensive....Oh no wait, I found it funny, because I have a sense of humour.
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I think we all agree then. Lovely.
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Lovely.
Welshist
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Being from Norfolk I found this outreageously offensive....Oh no wait, I found it funny, because I have a sense of humour.
Well, you seem to have mastered basic sarcasm, so clearly you do have a sense of humour, even if it does make you sound like David Brent
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Similarily your crude similie simply causes you to sound like a schoolboy
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Basic sarcasm is a highly regarded skill in Norfolk donchakno.
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I love Top Gear and must have watched the repeats on Dave a number of times. They have made some absolutely classic TV- cross channel cars, space shuttle Robin Reliant, created the stig, thrashed the best supercars around the track and had some great guests.
However
This series really is pants, and last night was very weak, not worth watching IMO.
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scotabroad has hit the nail on the head. This series of top gear is very weak so far.
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Top Poo
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Its gone a bit rubbish recently, but its not BECAUSE they act immature or make offensive jokes or its scripted. They did all that in the good episode, the Peel P50 episode for example ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwKNL_YAZmk ) Its gone rubbish because they've run out ideas and gone a bit up there own @rse.
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Job well done TG,somehow u manage to convince a bunch of knobs who dont even like the show to watch,brilliant.
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