(this is an idea from another forum)

describe your last visit to the toilet for a #2 just by using either a film or song title.
for example: “there will be blood”…

anyone post-curry suggesting “ring of fire” will be banned for lack of imagination.

go!

Golden Brown texture like sun

Ring of blood orange bright water. 😀

Das Boot.

james brown – i feel good

or nirvana – smells like teen spirit

U451

Run DMC – Walk this way

Robert Plant – Big Log.

Sorry.
Really, I am.

Brown Girl in the ring – Boney M

The reason why, oh, I can say
I have to let you go, babe, and right away
After what you did I can’t stay on
And I’ll probably feel a whole lot better when you’re gone

The Byrds

Or…if we’re allowed the title of a TV series, then it would be Without a Trace

Ivor Cutler – Jammy Smears?

Indian Rope by the Charlatans

Hallelujah by the Happy Mondays

The Fast and The Furious.

Bridge Over Troubled Water

The grapes of wrath?

big trouble in little china

I Will Follow (through)

or

Stuck in a moment you can’t get out of
.

😉

Pretty much anything by Squeeze or Push It by Salt N Pepa

4st 7lb – manic street preachers

Pieces of what? – mgmt

there are so many comedy possibilities…hard to choose

Idiot wind – Dylan.

Brown Paper Bag by Roni Size for that bit of al fresco defecation

Havin a blast-green day

Northwest passage.

One for all the scat-pervs out there…

Ooops up side your head.

Tubthumping – Chumbawamba!

Up by the SaTURDays

Splash

61 Minutes of pleading(!)
Just the One
.
both by The Levellers

The pusher – Blind Melon
Sludge factory – Alice in Chains
Blood and tears – Danzig

……. oh dear

You make me weak at the knees – Electrelane

Paint the rust – The Dodos

Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo

big trouble in little china

Thats me and my girlfriend 8)

One – Metallica

Followed The Waves – Auf Der Maur

Aneurysm – Nirvana
Blew – Nirvana
Pork and Beans – Weazer
Blue Veins – Raconteurs
Feel the Pain – Dinosaur Junior
Go With the Flow – QOTSA
Good Riddance – Green Day
Hey Ladies – Beastie Boys
Human After All – Daft Punk
Inside Out – Beck
Mucky Fingers – Oasis

I could go on and on and on……….

Gritter – by pitchshifter

Salt n Pepper – Push it!

Ahh! Push it! Push it real good!

When the Wind Blows

Buzzbomb – The Dead Kennedys