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  • Toilet etiquette again. Your thoughts….
  • dribbling
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    What grinds my gears is when someone decides to loudly evacuate their innards in the cubicle next to you. I know, they’re perfectly entitled to, but it just makes me a bit icky.

    You can also end up in some weird game of judging what stage of the subsequent clean-up operation they’re at, so as to avoid the dreaded “out and wash hands together” scenario.

    mudshark
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    I lived in a shared house years ago where the bathroom had no lock. One time I was in there in the process of squeezing out a chocolate treat when in comes on of the others who proceeds to brush his teeth. I felt violated and had to stay seated until he left again before splash down could be completed.

    Coyote
    Free Member

    Genuine lolz @ this thread!

    Rusty-Shackleford
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    Harry, you’ve got the photos back-to-front.

    yunki
    Free Member

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMr6rw3b4mA[/video]

    JonEdwards
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    Our traps at work are proper “room within a room” jobbies – full height walls and tiled, so once your in and settled all is good, bar the rather bright acoustic.

    Answering phonecalls whilst in there is usually quite funny.

    “Hi this is Jon”

    “Oh, hello. <<pause>> Where are you? You sound a bit strange”

    “On the bog”

    “……Oh. Ummm. Ahem. <<deep embarassment>> Do you want me to call you back….?”

    “Nah, Carry GNNNNNNNN *Splosh* on. Whats *PARP* up.”

    Amazing how the caller can get straight to the point after that…

    kudos100
    Free Member

    Number 1 = ok to talk.

    Number 2 = Not ok. Silence.

    These are the rules.

    spacemonkey
    Full Member

    How are you gonna cope if this guy REALLY needs the toilet next time?

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwcVJMvVWDA[/video]

    * begins at 0:40 *

    yunki
    Free Member

    Number 1 = ok to talk.

    Number 2 = Not ok. Silence.

    These are the rules.

    [facepalm]
    no wonder this country is on it’s knees

    number 1 = whatever
    number 2 = whatever
    jodrell bank = where appropriate, exercise caution to ensure that person on the other end of the phone doesn’t knowingly make a cameo appearance in your fantasy

    LenHankie
    Free Member

    duntmatter – Member

    cut a slice of Christmas cake

    *sniggers*

    Just sprayed tea everywhere. 😆

    yunki
    Free Member

    how do we feel about this contraption then..?

    Anyone brave enough..?

    franksinatra
    Full Member

    I went to a bar in cairns where the urinal was a one way mirror with people sat the other side. Was odd peeing against glass with a girl applying makeup on the other side!

    jonahtonto
    Free Member

    after spending an extended period of time in the remotest corners of the atlas mountain i have learned to crap absolutely anywhere.

    once you have decided that the goat herding kids are just going to follow you around until you soil yourself you just have to get on with it and squat down while they watch and discuss, while trying to engage you in conversation even though they know you dont have a common language.
    this is what happens if kids dont get to watch tv was my conclusion

    dribbling
    Free Member

    Was odd peeing against glass with a girl applying makeup on the other side

    Priceless.

    franksinatra
    Full Member

    He was washing is hands in the loo one day when I came in for a wee.

    That is totally bad etiquette, he should use the sink.

    Is this the same fella?

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InR7tip2Izk&sns=em [/video]

    yunki
    Free Member

    😆

    mightymule
    Free Member

    Only in an exceptional and / or emergency situation will I poo anywhere but my my own house (in the toilet, obviously – just for clarification).

    sausagefingers
    Free Member

    fantastic thread but this had snot coming out my nose

    IanMunro – Member

    Basically you lost, and he’s now king of the toilets.

    classic!! 😆

    MaryHinge
    Free Member

    Quality first post Mr Starship, had me in tears laughing.

    CountZero
    Full Member

    IanMunro – Member
    Same at my one. I also wish they’d make a phone with a camera in the top of it, so when they’re shuffling along staring at their phones, they’d get advanced warning that they are about to walk into someone.

    As one might expect, there’s an app for that! 😆
    Oh, great thread, BTW!

    maccruiskeen
    Full Member

    Whats the etiquette on contributing to this thread whilst on the pan?

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