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  • today's swinley sexy party
  • philconsequence
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    big thanks to torminalis, TSY and C_G 😀

    the ride was great fun and after stuffing my belly with roastyness i’m feeling well and truly sundayed.

    TSY… have you stolen my tupperware pot young man?

    Torminalis
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    Likewise, I am completely demolished after a huge pile of roast food.

    Sexy parties rarely leave me feeling so sore and satisfied. Splendid job. Thanks for all to tolerating my relative sloth!

    cinnamon_girl
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    Great weather and great company. 8)

    Torm – you’re not expecting sympathy surely? Serves you right for riding on 3 consecutive days. 😉

    TSY – final verdict on the uppy downy?

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    Elfinsafety
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    Can’t have been a ‘sexy’ party…

    …I wasn’t there. 🙂

    Torminalis
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    Torm – you’re not expecting sympathy surely?

    Lord no, though I am still awaiting the ibuprofen gel buttock rub!

    cinnamon_girl
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    Can’t have been a ‘sexy’ party…

    …I wasn’t there.

    Oh but it was Elf cos I brought the black plastic. 😉

    Lord no, though I am still awaiting the ibuprofen gel buttock rub!

    Oh gosh, were you late back? 😀

    TheSouthernYeti
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    Elfin it was sexy in a sultry deep red lipstick sort of way, rather than a scarlet red fishnets sort of way. 😉

    😳 really sorry Phil, good job you haven’t got a load of left over roast that you need to put in it… ah 😳
    I know it’s only a small consolation but it made an excellent vessel for floating the remaining flapjack around the bath whilst I played at being Poseidon raiding its bounty.

    Uppy downy posts are definitely the future, especially on hardtails… going to drag myself over to Wales next week to try it out on some familiar trails.

    Torm – you only had to ask!

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    Tupperware theft?

    Such decadence…

    Torminalis
    Free Member

    Oh gosh, were you late back?

    Nah, just not sure the in laws would enjoy it as much as I would.

    As C_G said, lovely day, lovely weather, good company, I look forward to a summer of many more.

    philconsequence
    Free Member

    i’m shattered!

    many more to come though me thinks, torm and i must get biking fit for the summer… thus improving our already legendary sex appeal.

    emsz
    Free Member

    How come I wasn’t invited?

    *sulking*

    All I did all day was build an ikea bed.

    TheSouthernYeti
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    emsz do you have sultry dark red lipstick? It’s a pre-requisite for the smaller scale rides. Even C_G wore some, although she had to borrow mine.

    emsz
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    No, but gf has I’ll borrow some of hers.

    philconsequence
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    hmmm emsz, i have a feeling you’d look better than elfin when wearing a bit of lippy… you may, or may not, be considered for future sexyrides 😛

    emsz
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    ” may or may not” really? Don’t put yourself out LOL!!

    Where is this place anyway?

    Elfinsafety
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    Yeah but is her bottom as nice as mine? Hmm?

    No actually don’t answer that…. 😳

    Elfinsafety
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    All I did all day was build an ikea bed.

    You took all day to build an IKEA bed? 😯

    emsz
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    Actually elf from what I’ve heard you’ve got a pretty nice bum.

    Yes, it took nearly all day to build the sodding bed, she *points at useless gf* maybe dead clever, but can’t read instructions…

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    😀

    TheSouthernYeti
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    Don’t believe the hype emsz. He refuses to get his bum out for me, so I therefore conclude it’s all talk.

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    Are you saying I’m all mouth an no arse, TSY?

    TheSouthernYeti
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    Haha, Elf you’ve defintitely got a loud voice… some people attest to it originating from your arse 😉

    I guess that means I’m confused…

    cinnamon_girl
    Full Member

    emsz – I was just there to make up the numbers and to provide entertainment … the cameraman saw sense and decided to save me from public humiliation on here. 🙄

    Of course there was a wee bit of slacking going on. 😉

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