Buy and wrap my own christmas presents as she is to busy, so what do i want? ideas please

^^^^^^^ even at this early hour that is post of the day 😀

yes ,but you have plenty of time to prepare for the Xmas ,that is a easy job ! 😀

what GW said…

Make sure said vouchers don’t have an expiry date 🙁

And don’t forget to put a few BOGOF’s in there as well.

excellent work GW, I would like to suggest free passes so you can go and ride whenever you like & whenever you are too knackered for the BJ’s too (if that would ever happen)

“ideas please?”

Don’t do anything

I think this thread is now closed, BJ vouchers it is.

Get a new wife?

Make sure you keep the receipt incase you don’t like it….and remember to look surprised when you open it.

*Fires up MS Publisher / CorelDraw / whatever DTP SW there is these days*

🙁 Looks forlornly for the BJ voucher template 🙁

Personally I’d say if she can get presents for everyone else, why is it such a problem to get one more.
Or just say, thats ok, you can get your own and pay for it too.
I’d take that as a win tbh.

New frame?

+1 for a new, giftwrapped frame.

Buy yourself nothing.

On Christmas day, look exceptionally sad.

You won’t need the vouchers.

Not really sure I’d want a Tesco Value to be honest, nor Aldi or Lidl either and especially not Costcutter.

Tesco value?

Ah that’ll be the bog standard cheapo version. You want the Tescos finest vouchers- they ensure it’ll last a bit longer with some excepional ‘extras’ 😉

especially not Costcutter.

😆 😆 😳

You want the Tescos finest vouchers

IME, the “Finest” range generally just means extra cream.

There again, it could be worse. The “value” lable de jour when I was growing up was “My Mum’s…”

Wait, go for Heinz. Their strapline will serve you well.

lumpy and good on toast?

Heinz has 12 too few varieties 😉 😈

Means beans?

I could be wrong, but if my partner said the same to me as the OP’s I’d think she didn’t give a shit….

Oh, the new one for the soups – squeeze and stir!

and especially not Costcutter

Reminds me of a song we sang at school about one of the sixth form girls who had especially pronounced front teeth….

I get my post deleted for suggesting the OP “print out a book of “******* vouchers”? and posts on other threads about men bumming are left alone? 😕

apparently ******* is inappropriate content? Sorry Mods 😳

oh, well.. maybe print a book of bumming vouchers instead, y’never know, it might go down well, depends who’s receiving I suppose 😉

Merry Christmas !!

Lol

PMSL! Mod attack!

I’ll edit the Tesco voucher 😉

Perhaps the mods have something against Tesco 😆

Every little helps….

They also deemed my video of “the best pole dance ever” (from youtube) to be inappropriate despite there being no nakedness. Look it up, it’s stunning athleticism.

inappropriate despite there being no nakedness.

That’s why it’s inappropriate. HTH.

I think they are more concerned about the pervy sexist responses.. Philc posted one a while ago. Same thing happened.

[edit] Is Butterfly her real name?

My girlfriend was massaging my torn shoulder and whispered in my ear ‘David what do you REALLY want for Christmas this year’ so I told her a Tamiya plastic kit of my car, I’m going to assemble it and put matching scratches on it, print little CD covers to go in the door pockets and use a font I have to do the number plates. She called me a sad sad little man. I hope I dont end up with vouchers.

They also deemed my video of “the best pole dance ever” (from youtube) to be inappropriate despite there being no nakedness. Look it up, it’s stunning athleticism.

Same here 😳

Buy and wrap my own christmas presents as she is to busy

You are way in the shiit dude !.
😯