http://www.break.com/article/world-naked-gardening-day-is-saturday-2852765

Be careful when pruning mind.

The bush?

I have an 80 year old lady on my post round that is often seen gardening in the buff…. Not a pretty sight… 😯

Nobody told the police around here…

ooof – bit nippy round here for that sort of carry on

You must be joking. I’ve just taken the soil temperature and it’s still only 7 degs C

I’ve just taken the soil temperature

Is that a euphemism?

Nobody told the police around here…

Your local constabulary are gardening?

At least I wont chop my knob accidentally, it’s freezing!

I have an 80 year old lady on my post round that is often seen gardening in the buff…. Not a pretty sight…

I doubt she assumes, or cares, that it is.

Just heading outside with my hoe…

to plough your own furrow…?

three fish…. nope doesn’t care in the slightest!!!

I’ve just texted my boss, a fanatical gardener, to ask her if she would like me to pop into work to inspect her Salix nigra… 😆

pretty sure that is only “up your way”

Damn! Just come in from mowing the lawn. If only I’d known.

^^^ All their cases come up next week at the local magistrates.

Where it will be naked court day of course!

My trousers spilt while I was cutting grass and gardening today – does that count?

i spent the day gardening. I saw no-one naked. And I have a fellow stw’er as a neighbour who should of read this……

Be careful a prick in the bush could result in gunnereah.

Anyone used a strimmer naked? 😉

I have had a tip for strimming naked.