I can’t decide. Can the wise old men of singletrack help me out?

Do you have a receptacle handy, or will this be an ‘open office’ phenomenon?

Pull my finger!

Depends entirely on where you are and whether you could easily put right any collateral damage from accidentally shooting the hostage.

Anyone nearby you can scowl at afterwards?

Confident of avoiding follow through?

🙄
crafty small one to judge potential consequences, then ATTACK !!

If in the right company let it rip. If not scoot of outside and give it the beans there.

crafty small one to judge potential consequences

Never has your fourm name been more appropriate

At work i fart freely as i work nights and we are a special breed! Have accidentally done one in a nightclub and blamed it on someone else.

However all other area’s i keep it in unless I’m alone.

I try to throttle my trumping more these days as the response tends to be “Daddy done poo-poo”, which whilst not strictly true, does make me feel like I’m not setting the best example.

Do it. Loud and proud or silent and violent?

Never has your fourm name been more appropriate

Once bitten, … 😳

Fartist

Fart Soundboard

Let it rip!

My OH let one go getting out of the car, to which my 4yo shouted rather loudly “pwoah mummy that STINKS!”.
You know what? It did. 😆

Let it go – real men fart! 😀

if in an office/work environment then:

crop dustng – good
crop circles – even better 🙂

Lift one cheek up and let rip like someone tearing a curtain! Then sit looking chuffed as **** with yourself! 🙂

I have just farted in my lounge.

100% of people in my house believe that I should NOT have farted.

*Posted from on the bog

The civil engineers where I once worked spent a lunchtime farting in to the bosses dictaphone. When he eventually went to use it he sent it off to admin for repair as it was “just making strange noises”.

Fart!!!!!!!!!!!

I tried the ‘pull my finger’ thing with our guide in Mongolia – he refused, then said he knew what to expect as the man from gorillaz (Damon Albarn) had showed it to him. Gave me a warm feeling.

I’m a ninja guffer. Generally they have a radar proof stealth about them. Except on climbs, I usually have to release a little breeze on an uphill but I think it helps a little. Like a miniature rocket boost.

Note: I must be out of the saddle to aim it directly behind for maximum propulsion.

Use props, y’know pressing cheeks against a patio door or simply curling one out on the china chair- it’ll do wonders for acoustics!
Dealing a Switzerland squeaker out in the lift at work is always a laugh, make sure its stuffed full of unsuspecting victims though….

Wear an ipod. They always make them silent so no-one will know it’s you. Works on the train every day for me.

Fart and be proud.

Has anyone tried Shreddies – Carbon Farty Pants 🙂

Having crohns disease and having in the past had a ‘major bowel operation’ I have free reign to let rip when in the company of people who know my situation which is nice

I do try to hold them in until an opportune moment (usually when the wife and I get in the car on the way home after going out with friends) or if in the office I just parp as I stroll around.

I live in the hope of one day meeting my very own Allen A. Allen

Today is the first day in 2 weeks that I can confidently fart again without fear of following through. Damn antibiotics!!
This morning I took great pleasure in cupcaking a stinky one and throwing it into my work collegues face in a meeting.

This morning I took great pleasure in cupcaking a stinky one and throwing it into my work collegues face in a meeting.

There’s a lot to be said for a good old fashioned eggy drifter.