I can't decide. Can the wise old men of singletrack help me out?
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To fart or not to fart?
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Do you have a receptacle handy, or will this be an 'open office' phenomenon?
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Depends entirely on where you are and whether you could easily put right any collateral damage from accidentally shooting the hostage.
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Anyone nearby you can scowl at afterwards?
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Confident of avoiding follow through?
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crafty small one to judge potential consequences, then ATTACK !!Posted 6 months ago # -
If in the right company let it rip. If not scoot of outside and give it the beans there.
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crafty small one to judge potential consequences
Never has your fourm name been more appropriate
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At work i fart freely as i work nights and we are a special breed! Have accidentally done one in a nightclub and blamed it on someone else.
However all other area's i keep it in unless I'm alone.
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I try to throttle my trumping more these days as the response tends to be "Daddy done poo-poo", which whilst not strictly true, does make me feel like I'm not setting the best example.
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Do it. Loud and proud or silent and violent?
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Never has your fourm name been more appropriate
Once bitten, ...
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Fartist
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Let it rip!
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My OH let one go getting out of the car, to which my 4yo shouted rather loudly "pwoah mummy that STINKS!".
You know what? It did.
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Let it go - real men fart!
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if in an office/work environment then:
crop dustng - good
crop circles - even better
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Lift one cheek up and let rip like someone tearing a curtain! Then sit looking chuffed as **** with yourself!
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I have just farted in my lounge.
100% of people in my house believe that I should NOT have farted.
*Posted from on the bog
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The civil engineers where I once worked spent a lunchtime farting in to the bosses dictaphone. When he eventually went to use it he sent it off to admin for repair as it was "just making strange noises".
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Fart!!!!!!!!!!!
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I tried the 'pull my finger' thing with our guide in Mongolia - he refused, then said he knew what to expect as the man from gorillaz (Damon Albarn) had showed it to him. Gave me a warm feeling.
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I'm a ninja guffer. Generally they have a radar proof stealth about them. Except on climbs, I usually have to release a little breeze on an uphill but I think it helps a little. Like a miniature rocket boost.
Note: I must be out of the saddle to aim it directly behind for maximum propulsion.
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Use props, y'know pressing cheeks against a patio door or simply curling one out on the china chair- it'll do wonders for acoustics!
Dealing a Switzerland squeaker out in the lift at work is always a laugh, make sure its stuffed full of unsuspecting victims though....Posted 6 months ago # -
Wear an ipod. They always make them silent so no-one will know it's you. Works on the train every day for me.
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Fart and be proud.
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Has anyone tried Shreddies - Carbon Farty Pants
Having crohns disease and having in the past had a 'major bowel operation' I have free reign to let rip when in the company of people who know my situation which is nice
I do try to hold them in until an opportune moment (usually when the wife and I get in the car on the way home after going out with friends) or if in the office I just parp as I stroll around.
I live in the hope of one day meeting my very own Allen A. Allen
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Today is the first day in 2 weeks that I can confidently fart again without fear of following through. Damn antibiotics!!
This morning I took great pleasure in cupcaking a stinky one and throwing it into my work collegues face in a meeting.Posted 6 months ago # -
This morning I took great pleasure in cupcaking a stinky one and throwing it into my work collegues face in a meeting.
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There's a lot to be said for a good old fashioned eggy drifter.
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