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  • Tinder, my thoughts…
  • Poopscoop
    Full Member

    Signed up recently…

    1) Why all the ridiculous pouting, Posh has a lot to answer for?

    2) Obviously air brushed images and eyes made to practically glow. Seriously, why?

    3) Using apps to add on cartoon bambi ears and noses etc? WTAF?

    Mind you, from the profile comments, it would seem that most men’s idea of flirting is a cock shot sent to them.

    Good laugh though!

    Cougar
    Full Member

    Missing a trick.

    Cock shot with Bambi ears is where it’s at.

    wiggles
    Free Member

    it`s terrible… it is just full of attractive women that have no interest in ugly fat men

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    Poopscoop
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    Cougar – Moderator
    Missing a trick.

    Cock shot with Bambi ears is where it’s at.

    I’ll leave that as my last resort go-to. 😀

    Poopscoop
    Full Member

    wiggles – Member
    it`s terrible… it is just full of attractive women that have no interest in ugly fat men

    I’m finding that an issue I must confess! Lol

    Cougar
    Full Member

    it`s terrible… it is just full of attractive women that have no interest in ugly fat men

    I think I might need to sign up then.

    Can’t really comment on “ugly” but I’m practically anorexic these days.

    wiggles
    Free Member

    I dont know if it is just one of those three things or all of them combined but it certainly works…

    if your goal is to be ignored

    Poopscoop
    Full Member

    I’ll post up my profile later.

    (**** I will!)

    mikewsmith
    Free Member

    Find a female friend you trust who has been single recently, let her choose your pics and tweak your profile.

    wiggles
    Free Member

    It gets worse… I need to have friends?

    Poopscoop
    Full Member

    mikewsmith – Member
    Find a female friend you trust who has been single recently, let her choose your pics and tweak your profile.

    I actually did that for a mate about 8 years back. He is a nice guy, just a little socially challenged.

    I picked the pics and wrote his profile for him.

    Can’t remember the dating site.
    It worked, he is now married to a woman he met on there, with 2 kids.

    His wife still doesn’t know I wrote his profile, I’m sworn to secrecy!

    Cyrano de Bergerac.lol

    Poopscoop
    Full Member

    wiggles – Member
    It gets worse… I need to have friends?

    There’s a site for that I think?

    wiggles
    Free Member

    His wife sell doesn’t know I wrote his profile, I’m sworn to secrecy!

    Alternative plan…

    Tell his wife it was essentially your profile she fell in love with so you should be together and run off with your mates mrs

    Poopscoop
    Full Member

    wiggles – Member
    His wife sell doesn’t know I wrote his profile, I’m sworn to secrecy!
    Alternative plan…

    Tell his wife it was essentially your profile she fell in love with so you should be together and run off with your mates mrs

    Hell no!
    I feel a bit guilty actually, she is a control freak. She also dislikes me. A lot.

    I was making a joke about my mate blocking out the sun at a bbq…

    I said that JUST as his wife sat on my mates lap… thinking it was meant for her

    I seriously couldn’t have planned it better if I meant to.

    Not my fault but I am allied to Satan as far as she is concerned now.

    Mister-P
    Free Member

    What I don’t understand is the pictures of women’s children on there, especially the ones that are just the kids. I have no problem dating women with children, I have a child too. But just mention them (not write “me kids r me life”) and leave them out of the photos.

    Stedlocks
    Free Member

    I know if I was young and single I’d be all over it though!

    When my mate split up with his long term girlfriend, he might as well have fitted a revolving door on the front…..I surprised he didn’t wear it out.

    Good luck, and this thread is useless without photos!

    DezB
    Free Member

    3) Using apps to add on cartoon bambi ears and noses etc? WTAF?

    One word: Snapchat.

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    Cock shot with Bambi ears is where it’s at.

    And that’s your one-eye-deer?

    mikewsmith
    Free Member

    Mister P – Member
    What I don’t understand is the pictures of women’s children on there, especially the ones that are just the kids. I have no problem dating women with children,

    I believe from conversations with some single female friends the attention they get can be way over the top and beyond offensive, for some it’s about putting people off as much as attracting them.

    MoreCashThanDash
    Full Member

    Cock shot with Bambi ears is where it’s at.

    And that’s your one-eye-deer?

    Chapeau!

    Lester
    Free Member

    i completed Tinder, im now on screwfix 🙂

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    Should I have gone for ‘one idea’?

    FuzzyWuzzy
    Full Member

    The Family Guy Tinder episode is well worth watching

    dknwhy
    Full Member

    I had a great couple of months on there when I split with the wife.
    Real eye opener after 15 years in a relationship.
    Dating used to be so much hard work. By the time you “connect” on tinder, you already know that they’re single and like you so it takes out all of the hard work.
    If you’re genuine, I find that it’s really easy to get on with people. I had quite a few dates, all with nice girls.
    Met my girlfriend on there, we’ve been together since April and things are great. Loads in common.
    There’s a lot of negative press about it but it’s much easier to find someone that you genuinely have things in common with rather than ending up in a relationship after a drunken encounter with a stranger.
    Good luck!

    amedias
    Free Member

    A friend of mine uses it, and has shown me some of the messages she’s received 😯

    Honestly, you thought youtube comments outed the worst of people? No, Tindr seems like a portal for all the illiterate, foul mouthed, genuinely unpleasant male human beings of the world. Not just a bit graphic, but derogatory and properly abusive at times.

    Never used it myself so no idea if it’s like that if you’re a guy, but somehow I doubt it…

    Obviously not all like that, she’s met some nice people too, but I was properly shocked by the nasty ones.

    kimbers
    Full Member

    A very attractive young female colleague, recently single uses it (pouty lip profile pic etc)

    She gets a ridiculous amount of attention on it and is constantly getting posh dates out of it, but yeah some of the nastier attention she gets on there is unbelievable

    tpbiker
    Free Member

    Back in the day I was on a few of these sites. Plenty of rutting to be done it must be said.

    The issue i found when actually trying to date someone was that they are getting bombarded with hundreds of messages every day with other blokes trying to cut my grass.

    DezB
    Free Member

    constantly getting posh dates out of it

    Posh dates? Not heard it called that before. 🙂

    fasthaggis
    Full Member

    It sounds more and more like online dating sites are heading towards a mix of two Black Mirror episodes “Hang the DJ” and “Nosedive” ..

    Good luck out there until the VR headsets and bodysuits arrive 😉

    nickc
    Full Member

    One of my staff uses it to troll idiots when she’s bored*. You’d be amazed what requests she gets…

    *one asked her for some socks, another wanted her to walk over a piece of A4 with some heels on, and so on and on….

    wiggles
    Free Member

    Just saw a cracker of a profile

    ‘jus finishd ma mastas degree nd lookin…” Etc

    Mister-P
    Free Member

    I might get back on there simply so I can report back on this thread.

    Houns
    Full Member

    Instant swipe lefts :

    Stupid ‘kin eyebrows
    Snap chat filters
    Pout
    Pout combined with looking like they’re straining a tough brown fish out
    Shoelace tied around their neck
    Standing as if they’ve had a stroke affecting the whole of one side of their body
    Picture with pet French bulldog
    No picture of them
    Group pictures/pictures with a man

    That instantly rules 99.99999999% of all female profiles out

    mikey3
    Free Member

    Will the females of tinder ever get over it.

    Houns
    Full Member

    I imagine they lie awake at night broken hearted

    aracer
    Free Member

    Surely as a bloke you just have one of these so as not to rule out anybody who likes you:

    Houns
    Full Member

    Just loaded it up and first example

    Pout
    Ridiculous eyebrows
    Snap chat filter

    And the next one

    Pout
    Snapchat filter
    Shoe lace

    wiggles
    Free Member

    this gives my some insignt to how picky the women are being looking at my picture (very breifly before swiping left)

    Get the odd (probably accidental) match that either goes;
    I say something, get ignored or I say something, they respond with maybe a few messages then ignore me (probably after they look at my picture more closely) 😆

    Mister-P
    Free Member

    Out of idle curiosity Houns, what age range are you looking at? Those eyebrows hint at a younger crowd than I am playing for.

    wiggles
    Free Member

    35 by using my xray vision on his fool proof censorship 😉

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