Aparanty his missus had to break the back window of the car to get him out. She smashed it with a golf club. Obvious I suppose. Sits back an waits for golf puns……..

Wee bit more to it than that 😉

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/abraham/detail??blogid=95&entry_id=52492

Oh Dear, guess he's in the rough now.

He'll not be getting his hole for a wee while…

Bet he's got another birdie!

He's probably feeling a bit below par today.

I'm PMSL at all this. Mr Nice Polite Sporting Ambassador gets caught "playing away" by the Mrs and after a rather tense Thanksgiving she decides to whack him around the head a bit with a golf club and runs after him as he tries to escape in the car busting the windows in and then he crashes.

No doubt his people will be spinning this a bit differently…

Listening to Fighting Talk on Radio 5 this morning and Colin Murray introduced the show on "a fantastic weekend for Phil Mickelson".

😆

Tiger was quoted as saying 'After 18 holes I can barely walk'
😆

Oh dear. Gillette have lost two poster boys inside a week, and both for cheating.

Looking forward to seeing the pictures of Federer tupping a goat.

Maybe that's just a particularly un-flattering photo of the new "woman" in Boardinbobs link (apart from the obvious cosmetic enhancements she don't look very feminine to me!) -but wtf is he doing?

I know there's more to it than looks alone but Erin Woods is a very beautiful woman. (IMO)

Looking forward to seeing the pictures of Federer tupping a goat.

And what's supposed to be wrong with that anyway? 😯

Woods ends inthe trees after a bad drive

@Harry the spider – quality 😆

Canny blame the fella for pumping her..but met Mrs Woods at the Ryder cup in Dublin, she is stunning and a genuine lovely person but maybe she was being a typical wife and shutting her leg's after she has the kiddies 😆

Should have used a driver……….

Ooft 😆

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8391350.stm

Here is the list I was emailed last night –

One:
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
Two:
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Three:
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
Four:
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
Five:
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
Six:
Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
Seven:
This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards
Eight:
Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.
Nine:
After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree
Ten:
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife