I'm not. At least I hope not as I'm now at work for the day.
My nemesis on this is going to be NZCol, but I reckon I can pith even him as he's a few hours in front of me.
Any Perth folks will get the drop on me, but I'm here for the long(ish) haul now…
Actually, yea, just come down for a drink before changing the baby (nappy that is, not looking for swaps) cup of tea would be grand…
Make it two, milk no sugar in both and any biscuits as long as there is a mix of choccy/non-choccy.
Thanks!
Actually, just thought I'd spotted a cigar on the table, but it wasn't. Bugger. Must be the gin.
PS Could you get the pheasant to pop to the shops for a handful of cigars (since he's not busy – aasumption there that you keep a male pheasant: well surely you do? It's the only sensible thing to do) That would be most decent – ta.
Sorry your pheasant only speaks Dutch old chap (another assumption there – are you a chap?). Might be able to help you there though – not with the chap thing but with a bit of the old Dutch lingo (just a bit mind).
Impressed you got your pheasant to swim – all mine have failed the test by sinking!!
The Champagne? ermmm, a Moet, a Mumm, an Offenbach and a South African Brut (so champagne not Champagne?).
The Gin? Only Bombay Sapphire.
Bought a couple of nice cigars from a shop in Amsterdam once (yes, cigars!) That were to celebrate something but I cannot remember what. Think one was for me but no idea where it ended up…
EDIT-also got a little bottle of home made Sloe Gin.
Could you have your pheasant pop round with the Bombay Sapphire and a cigar please old chap? That would be lovely… Oh, and if the Moet's the DP, pop that over too. Ta. Otherwise it's another glass of Gordon's for me.