It really is dull this year, don’t you think?

I hope some of the selection team get fired and they’ll get back to choosing bellends of the highest order for my amusement.

And pretty girls.

I’m just hoping they broadcast an episode where ‘The Goose’ has a non-speaking role. That womans voice grates.

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You’re fired!

I presume “the goose” is the northern one?

headfirst – Member
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You’re fired!

He managed to get in the word “Strategic” in the “loser taxi ride” too.

I hope the Apprentice doesn’t get re-made for next year. Like selling shit in the street? Jesus. How exciting.

I’d rather have people fight it out with swords or SOMETHING. I want blood.

headfirst – Member
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You’re fired!

In fairness though, he was right.

And she’s an idiot.

The contestants become more repulsive every year.

In order of which ones I’d like to hurt the most;

The Scottish one with too much plastic surgery (A nose job? You’re 28 you vaccous halfwit).

The rat faced liar.

And the one with a voice like gas escaping from the rotting corpse of a dead cow. She makes me ashamed to be northern.

I haven’t the time or energy to despise the rest as much as I’d like, but they’ve all got potential.

this one;

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRW7FSTrLYY[/video]

“Not a lot of people dislike me” – Epic fail in the first 10 seconds then. LOTS of people dislike you now you went on TV.

Also, I didn’t understand why she thought that saying she studied really hard to show she could work hard despite the fact she’s not very clever was a good idea. Is that a selling point for people these days? “I’m a bit thick but keen as mustard” doesn’t seem like a strong message.

Oh God.. why did I start watching their audition videos? wwaswas I hate you. Seriously.

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNYgJWfWxp4[/video]

Jam packed with cliches (and half-remembered ones at that). Particularly love how he says people who think and are thoughtful scare him as he doesn’t understand their motivation.

Got to hand it to the Northern bird though she knew her market with the tan in Essex!