Weapons grade bellend. And I meant it.
I’m back on the 26 mile commute into west London, on the motorbike. I’m in it for the long haul, so I’m fairly careful, but I do do a LOT of filtering, especially on the 50mph average camera section on the M3, J4-J2. I’m quite good at filtering. It’s the main reason I commute by bike….
So, I’ve just joined the M3, traffic is heavy but moving and behind me appears a bloke on a big BMW (bike) with lights and hazards on, revving his engine, forcing his way past me. It’s rude, unnecessary and stupid. I then proceed to sit and watch him slowly bludgeon his way past every car in the same manner, slipping the clutch, revving the engine, sharp acceleration and braking. You could see people were startled. He wasn’t going much faster than me and I could almost feel the hate as I was th next bike along the line, tarred with the same brush no doubt.
Well, eventually I can’t see him any more but I did think a lot about him….
The traffic got very heavy and slowed to a stop.
My medium sized Honda was built for this. His big BMW wasn’t.
I know what I’m doing. He doesn’t. (You’ll have to trust me on this…)
So I see I’m catching him up again. And then as a truck blocks all the available filtering room I slot in next to him.
I toot my horn but I can’t even hear it myself over him revving his engine (seriously)
So I kicked him in the shin. Just hard enough to notice.
He turned round startled and I laid into him verbally good and proper.
It was along the lines of “whilst you’re riding like a ******* **** I’ve got to follow and pass all the people you’ve just pissed off you ******* stupid **** and you can’t even ******* filter very well anyway! I’ve caught you up without even trying so calm the **** down so stop acting like a weapons grade bellend and grow up”
Something like that.
He was quite startled and only managed to say “really?” before the traffic moved off and I slipped through a gap and was gone.
I think the car drivers behind us got the message that I wasn’t best pleased with him too.
See, I’m doing 12,000 miles a year by bike and I see the same bikes most days and everyone rides sensibly and gets on with it. It works. Respect is given and care is taken. I’ve seen some riders taking chances on gaps now and again over the years, going too fast in traffic, that sort of thing, sure. It just rolls off me, I don’t care. It has to, I can’t afford to break bones going to work. But this bloke truly was taking the P. I’ve really never seen anything like it.
Dunno why I’ve posted this here other than to say if you see a biker acting like a **** then please don’t tar us all with the same brush. Most of us are just on our way somewhere and don’t like adding to the traffic jams…..