OMFG!!! Just look at it and drool… man I wish I was stupidly rich 🙁

Been done. 😛

so it has… still the sexiest man-made creation I have ever seen…

pay attention at the back 😀

I know we get a lot of rain but none of my trails get that wet.

hey, I've been away for 3 day… forgive me 🙂

if I was spending that much money, I wouldn't buy a boat, I'd at least get something that could fly
like a Comanche

You dont want one of those, you want one of these:
(you can buy them from me too 😉

you just know anyone with a strand-craft has to have the tiniest nano-penis

Does it actually exist anywhere other than on some designer's computer yet though?

this has very nice interior for half the price

http://www.sunseeker.com/yachts/37metretrideckyacht.php

and its British

looks like a (an?) high tech lady self pleasuring device

Speed boats do nothing for me. I'd rather sail. Or fly…

lady self pleasuring device

a bar of chocolate?

From a real boating point of view:

Where's the sun deck? Where are the handrails? Where's the above deck seating? Visibility looks cack. Glass that tinted kills the internal natural light. The hull is based on a fast powerboat – it would rock horribly when moored up.

Give me something like this over that any day:

or even this:

Every time I do my boat refresher course after whizzing up and down Rutland water for ten minutes i'm bored stupid.

This is rather tasty as well…

On a slightly more modest note, got a quote for a new pontoon cover for our 15ft Salcombe Flyer – rather a lot more than expected. About the same price as wife's bike in fact. Yikes! Will go for it as we are sick of bailing the bu66er out every time it rains heavily.

I want this:

Can afford it, but wife is dead set against letting me go to sea again 🙁

Yum.

ja, was going to post ze Maltese Falcon, but decided the Wally was nicer 🙂

Just so we are clear, you think that a PENIS extension is sexy.

The rake on that front windshield will make it absolutely useless in anything but cloudy skies due to the reflection.

psychle, sails are ALWAYS cooler than engines. It's the law.

Penrod, please try and deny that the Falcon is not an effing sexy thing! She's stunning.

bassspine – Member
you just know anyone with a strand-craft has to have the tiniest nano-penis
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if I could afford that I wouldn't care how small my old man was – I could pay to have high-class hookers tell me I am the bestest lover ever.

You could buy 3 Maltese Falcon's for £200million – cheap eh?

Mine arrives in 10 weeks time, only been waiting 2 years

if I could afford that I wouldn't care how small my old man was – I could pay to have high-class hookers tell me I am the bestest lover ever.

Trust me, if you owned that boat, you wouldn't have to pay for sex ever again.

If you owned the Comanche (which I would prefer) you would never have to pay for sex again either.

The Comanche has the added ability of being able to go over land as well as sea, so would be ideal for my occasional commute down to Dorset. People would be well impressed if I turned up in one of those.

I wonder if Thule do a bike rack for it…

Trust me, if you owned that boat, you wouldn't have to pay for sex ever again.

Good point 🙂

+1 for Sails 8)

I'll be off Friday on the Three Peaks Yacht Race
Can't wait, a weeks sailing with plenty or running and a bit of bike ride too
fingers cross for a bit of spare time to ride a bit more in Scotland after too

I like the idea of that three peaks race.

It's great fun, really enjoyed it, last year was my first one,
I reckon it'll be an annual event for me now

There's usually a few teams looking for crews and runners on the 3PYR Forum and SleepMonsters Forum
highly recommended

We had a sailing boat and just got bored – 10 knots flat out and you can't point it where you want to go.

So we flogged it and got a speed boat 😆

Inlaws have a Fisher 46 motorsailor – again 10 knots max. Very luxurious, pretty "flashy" and one of a kind but it just bores me to tears.

willard – Member
If you owned the Comanche (which I would prefer) you would never have to pay for sex again either.

The Comanche has the added ability of being able to go over land as well as sea, so would be ideal for my occasional commute down to Dorset. People would be well impressed if I turned up in one of those.

I wonder if Thule do a bike rack for it…

Whilst you do have excellent taste with the Comanche people of Dorset might not be as impressed as you might think, I quite often get these flying over my back garden:

A sadly failed boatbuilder from my home town..

Lovely looking thing though.
SeaKing

to me, some adult human females are sexy, and no desperate waterborne penis extensions are

Everyone would think your johnson must make the horses weep.

with envy that was supposed to finish 🙂

Tinsy – that is a pretty boat – like a big Riva!

What's this "small knob" bollox all about? Some people like boats – boats are easy to "park" they can go anywhere, traffic doesn't matter, you can stop anywhere. They are a huge freedom and I'm sure 99% of owners have one because they enjoy it.

Anyone that says "small knob" about any car, house, boat, whatever is just jealous. Just like a lovely bike, boats can look amazing and there's often no budget limitations so designers have a free hand (I know a few boat designers).

Iain – getting a bit old now but still the best looking fighter jet IMO – seen them doing dogfight training with F16s off the coast of Cornwall. Utterly stunning to watch. Bit loud though!