The BBC telly news had a report from Hadfield in Derbyshire, saying how the local butcher (Tee Hee) was doing double his normal trade due to customers and locals leaving their cars in the village and shopping locally.

I wonder how many special sausages they sold?

Dont get it. 😯

Dont get it

That's a relief ……I'm obviously not the only potential div

Obviously a local shop for local people.

http://www.leagueofgentlemen.co.uk/hadfield1.shtml

Hadfield is the village used as Royston Vasey in The League of Gentlemen.

Beyond that, no idea about the rest of the "joke".

Hadfield is the village used as Royston Vasey in The League of Gentlemen.

Ah right, I get it now ……….obviously all the 'new local customers' are providing him with a new source of supplies.

'special' sausages contain human flesh and cause nosebleeds…

ahhhhh all comes to make sense now. I'm way behind the times!

Nothing was ever proven, it was just special stuff I was using.

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the butcher was hillary briss

briss is circumcision therfore the special sausages were made of foreskin

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stroke a chipolata and get a frankfurter