After 6 months of unemployment and applying for various job positions and after application after application I gave up hope.

I walked into pound land today, dressed smartly in interview atire to speak to them anger and hand in my CV.

Infront of me he reads the cv, says ‘impressive’ then asks me…. ‘ so what do you want to do ‘ He has given me various options of jobs and positions and will discuss them further with me upon an interview on monday.

So all it takes is to walk in some where looking smart playing your poker face and you get a near instant interview for a job higher than expected! I was ready to bite the bullet and shelf stack!

You are aware of Poundlands recent media coverage. They’re preferred remuneration package is a salary of £0.00 P.A

Good work you (trying not to sound patronising). Sometimes you just can’t beat a bit of face to face contact.

You should have gone to Specsavers.