Swiss Family Morecash is having a few nights away.

MrsMC is a mature student, and Tuesday nights NUS cardholders get 40% discount in Pizza Express, so here we are….along with most of the student population of Windsor.

Now MrsMC is a lovely woman, and I love her dearly, but just over her left shoulder is a small group of “not mature” students and my concentration is beginning to wonder…. 😐

…and who said romance is dead.

Your the kind that wears dark mirrored sunglasses on holiday aren’t you…

We have a 10 year old and a 7 year old with us. Romance was not high on my list of expectations when we get back to our Travelodge family room 🙄

Education begins at home Travelodge.

Simple, ask them to look after the kids for 15 minutes…

Wonder or wander?

Either way, the judgmental posts are flying in already, so just go with the Isle of Skye defence and…RUN 8)

Simple, ask them to look after the kids for 15 minutes…

You would be disrespecting their youthful charm if you did not look 🙂

ditch the wife and give it a go – whats the worse that could happen ? 😀

You’re out for a meal with your family and you’re taking time out to tell a bunch of strangers there are some young women who are fitter than your wife?

You sound like quite the catch!

If, god forbid, anyone should ever catch me on the internet whilst out for a meal, or doing anything similarly becoming of a bell-whiff, then please, please beat me to death.

Either way, the judgmental posts are flying in already, so just go with the Isle of Skye defence and…RUN

Just to clarify, it’s more the fact the OP is typing on his smartphone at the table.

😡

Looking at boobs- normal.
Posting on STW while you’re supposed to be having a meal with the wife and kids- not normal.

I recommend you look at boobs more.

You sound like quite the catch!

Na, he is ugly and very middle aged ……

I was using my phone to entertain the 7 year old between courses. Back in hotel now.

And andyfla – isn’t there a quote that you shall know a man by the company that he keeps? 😆

you shall know a man by the company that he keeps?

Yup, its you !

Tell me you got some good mental images for the bank?

Nothing wrong with window shopping anyway – Mrs AndyFla is the world expert at it

I’m disappointed, there’s plenty of information to go on here, surely one of STW’s expert stalkers can track down the Twitter conversation between the lasses having their evening ruined by the Saville on the next table?