Tar Trek. One man. One quest. One road.
Forest Gum. True story about the smuggling of rubber plant seeds to create a rubber trade for the British Empire.
King Solomans Mine. Possessive wife struggles to keep the monarch to herself.
He Phantom Menace. How Dennis kept menacing even after he died.

Ion King, physicist Brian Cox proves he is the premier tv science bod in a electrifying duel with home made light sabres.

The Greatest Story Eve Told. Biblical epic about the wife of Adam lying about not eating the forbidden fruit.
The Longest Da. The life of a very tall Irish man as seen through the eyes of his son.
The C*nt of Monte Cristo. The most odious French aristocrats most awful crimes against his serfs – told in their own words.
Return of the Jed. The prodigal son of red neck parents returns to the family bosom after making it big in the city.
The Everending Story. Fantasy tale over before it has begun.
Robin Hod. A crime caper about a daring brick heist.
The Handmaids Ale. A woman used only for her womb, uses beer as an escape from her life in an Neo Con hell.

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He African Queen. Robert Mugabe is outed by Tarzan

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Genius.

Hug – Overblown 3D sentimentality averted when a bitter old film maker and orphan console each other.

Genius.

Tips hat 🙂

Glad to see this thread back but I think I’m all out

Ars 2. Sequel to the seminal homoerotic film.
Mr Doubtfire. Film about a sceptical Scottish firefighter whose life view is changed by his irritating children.
The Spy Who Loved M. A story of the forbidden love between the male head of the secret service and his top male agent, set against the background of the cold war and a repressed society.

Erminator – Frederick Ponsonby, 4th Baron Ponsonby of Shulbrede travels back in time to kill Nick Clegg’s Great-Great-Grandmother

“ran Torino”.

The story of why Eno was sacked from Roxy Music after Bryan decided he just couldn’t stand the etherially-brainy synthesiser-wibbler going on and on and on about how he was the real star of the group all the time…

T – kids help a small, ugly man to get home.

Sleepless in Settle – North Yorks rom-com

Fat & Furious – The story of a man who’s run out of nachos

Forrest ump. Offroad dogging.

He Big Blue – Biopic based on the life of the Cookie Monster.

Pollo 13 – Tragic spanish film about the unluckiest battery chicken in Barcelona.

ROM Hell – Inept Android smartphone user’s life falls apart after failing to root his Desire.

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The War Hose. A heartbreaking tale of transvestite soldiery surviving the horrors of WW1.

Chariots of Fir. Roman army in embarrassing metal shortage.

raking away – an upbeat tale (musical) about one man’s fight for world peace,by raking round the world (with a magical rake).he also rakes away peoples troubles while he’s at it (whilst whistling jovially 🙂

apologies that’s 2 letters taken away 😳

The Wizard of O- a girls quest for the ultimate in pleasure

This thread is going to get me into trouble at work 🙂

Close Encounters of the Tird Kind. The perils of a “touched” group of bikers searching for aliens in the woods.

The Elephant Ma. Tragic tale of bedroom-trapped single mother living in an English sink estate.

The Third Ma. Unexpected guest invades the Jeremy Kyle Show.

White Men Can Jump – Woody Harrelson is a talented and well-rounded college basketball player who moves into a successful career in the NBA, harbouring no lingering resentment or racial prejudice.

Ben Hu. Social-climbing jewish local boy fails to impress louche roman baths-loiterers.

Finding Private Rye. Discovery of huge secret German spirits dump completely buggers up D-Day landings due to enormous hangover suffered by allied forces.

White Men Can Jump

Surely Greg Rutherford biopic?

Rainspotting,bored scottish kids choose life,choose meteorology.
The Kings Peech,dyslexic voice coach tries to fix royal stammer with soft fruit.

All Quiet on the Western Font- Two graphic designers locked in a battle to create a new typeface

Iron Ma – moving tale of childhood in a disciplinarian matriarchal household.

Red Hat – two hard man cops struggle to install Linux on their server farm.

He Outlaw Josey Wales

Tarzan picks notorious western gunslinger out of an identity parade.

3:10 to Yum – excitement as cakes arrive by train!

Oh Bother, Where Art Thou? George Clooney loses his phone.

Bun After Reading

an everyday tale of planning food stops for the long commute up the M4 corridor.

War of the Words- a day in the life of the STW forum

hallowee – michael myers trips up whilst buying lottery tickets (even a homicidal maniac needs to chill) ,passes out then awakes in the magical world of Lilliput,shrunk to 1/50th his size (that bloody large hadron collider).all manner of japery ensues 🙂

Gone with the Win- Member of a winning lottery syndicate runs off with all the money

How did I miss this, its fabulous 🙂

Munch- an art gallery assembles a hit squad after one of its paintings is stolen.

Tim Burton’s Corpse Ride – The 18 certificate director’s cut of a much-loved children’s animation.

Requiem for a Ream – A stationery addict laments losing a precious pack of printer paper.

Bing John Malkovich – Feature-length Microsoft training video on how to research cult celebrities using their not-quite-as-good-as-Google search engine.

Forbidden Plant – Little-known early Leslie Nielsen movie where he plays a spaceship captain sent to a distant world to track down a maverick cannabis farmer.

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