My 6 year nephew thinks that my mrs’ high heeled boots are comfortable. He is also easy to convince about done things like a camp hand at his Dad when he walks in through the front door

Lots of towns & villages in wiltshire have a “slab lane” – apparently it’s where the mass graves were located during the great plague

(‘else I’m very gullible)

one of the main ingredients of Worcestershire sauce it anchovies. Really wasn’t expecting that and had to quickly remove it from our veggie menu

That DrP doesn’t appear to be aware that “learnt” is a variant of “learned”.

Oh, and that my colleague who’s a bit status conscious has just been demoted…

Silent Running made in 1972 is one of the best sci fi films ever. And one of my favorite things in my childhood was all a lie.

First time watching it, and realising most of the best parts of star wars were stolen from it.

Not just found out, but; found out in my early teens that the word, “spatula” wasn’t a short version of spectacular.

Much later, in my early 20s, sitting in the pub, I broke out the ‘fact’ that cheese hums in the fridge at night due to bacterial action – that’s what the humming is when you open the fridge door. My mum told me this when i was a kid and I just never questioned it 😳

Of the 4 blokes who are my bosses, there is one buffoon, one fool, one numpty, one smart arse, and one BOC.

Shocker.

Lots of towns & villages in wiltshire have a “slab lane” – apparently it’s where the mass graves were located during the great plague

Better one for you, usually now Grape Lane…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gropecunt_Lane

I learnt not so long ago that Threadneedle Street probably wasn’t formerly known as Gropec*** – shame really, since lots of grasping c***s seem to spend their time round there now 😕

There is an arrow in the Fed Ex Logo.

Saedog that’s 5?

pingu66 – Member
Saedog that’s 5?

Yes we’re both correct, BOC the collective term for Bunch of C….

I found out from my biomechanist last night that engaging my core isn’t the same as trying to do things while holding it tense and locked.

everything feels so much easier now.

Otters sleep holding hands.

My daughter just ate my breakfast. Turns out she likes cheese and marmite crumpets. Mrs is gaging just watching.

Pineapple isn’t fruit….

When stuff dies, it goes to Devon.

I found out from my biomechanist last night that engaging my core isn’t the same as trying to do things while holding it tense and locked.
everything feels so much easier now.

Interested in hearing more if you care to divulge?

green rizla’s are not for blind people, but machines !

I have a suspected abnormality on the right side of my brain.

it means suspected epilepsy but 30% of tests are not accurate

If i make early Jan without another seizure I only have a 30% chance of a second.

No driving license for 12 months from early November

Now the goods news.

I feel great
I have the perfect excuse for a new bike purchase
It’s a beautiful day
Everything feels and tastes so much sweeter!

I just found out that Word’s DOCX file format is a glorified
ZIP file. Change the extension to ZIP, unzip it, and you’ll
find all of the document’s original assets, including the
images as individual files in a folder.

scaredypants – Member
I learnt not so long ago that Threadneedle Street
probably wasn’t formerly known as Gropec***

No it wasn’t. But Love Lane was.

That the film Frost/Nixon is, in fact, a bit dull. I was really disappointed 🙁

That the Croft Trail in Swindon is, in fact, a hoot. I was really surprised 🙂

that when looking at where they needed to add additional armour to WW2 planes they looked at those that came back damaged from raids and added armour to the places where there were no holes found.

This seemed a bit counter intuitive until someone pointed out that the planes being hit in those places weren’t coming back…

That last night, I was dancing to a Buddy Holly tridute act at a client’s xmas party.

It’s all come flooding back … but all good fun and no harm done.

I’m gonna tell ya, how it’s gonna be…

wwaswas – that is really wonderful thinking!!

When stuff dies, it goes to Devon.

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGA4vrNgEfQ[/video]

Leffeboy, there are veggie alternatives to Worcestor sauce, Hendersons relish is nice or lancashire sauce which is very piquant/ mustardy ,don’t need those nasty salty fish critters.

This seemed a bit counter intuitive until someone pointed out that the planes being hit in those places weren’t coming back…

That is pretty clever.

Hendersons relish

The Hendersons factory was behind my Uni department in Sheffield. It didn’t half pong.

Lovely stuff though.

Just found out that ‘yum-yums’ are not unique to Greggs the baker.

This seemed a bit counter intuitive until someone pointed out that the planes being hit in those places weren’t coming back…
That is pretty clever.

but countered by the German strategy of putting upwards firing guns on their nightfighters. The fighter just needed to fly below the bomber, line up on exhaust flares, and press the button.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%A4ge_Musik

Just found out that city birds are keeping their nests warm and pest free by using old butt ends .

Not this

This

judith keppel from eggheads is proper sexy

not daphne though,i’m not a pervert

one of the main ingredients of Worcestershire sauce it anchovies. Really wasn’t expecting that and had to quickly remove it from our veggie menu

You can get veggie Worcester Sauce, branded “Life free from”.

That you can’t eat fish if you’re a veggie. Who have thunk it???? If chicken isn’t allowed either my veggie diet days are ruined 🙁

That CTRL,SHIFT and 4 turns tracking on/off on Word. Very dull but helped me this afternoon.

I just found out the nurse who answered the prank call from an Australian radio show has just been found dead.
Presumed suicide.

Horrific.

*edit* and yes, I realise there is a seperate thread regarding this.

Apparently Anal dilation causes vagal stimulation.

Can DrP please confirm.

That apparently the person who took the hoax phone call pretending to be the Queen has killed herself!! Or did she??!! Seems a little strange to me…