My ex was very explicit about the things that she didn’t like about me.
The list was long and the only one I remember is that she felt I didn’t give a **** about her opinion.

That I can eat anything and everything, and it seems to have no effect on me – apart from of course, keeping me alive

My head hamsters.

But she doesn’t mind the deputy head or teachers?

This makes me feel much better about being single 😆 ahhh the memories………………..although I think between them the ex-wives have probably complained about everything listed above except for blowing my nose on my pyjamas, which is repulsive and only marginally better than wiping your nob on the curtains which of course I have never done, ever!

That I apparently don’t listen. I do, I just don’t necessarily retain what she said.

Listen to wimmin?? Whatever next??? All i hear is blah, blah, blah or something. Theyll get the vote next!!!

My gf hates I’m married 😉

The fact that she likes me so much.
The way i never know how late I’m going to come home from the pub and that I don’t update her on regular intervals.

Nothing – she says, although I suspect that in the moment, she hates the fact that I could long distance rant for Scotland. Apparently Rab C Nesbitt is an amateur compared to me 🙂

what did I just say?
listening
before that?
not
before that?
you’re

and I snore. So does she but we both deny it.

Thankfully I’m perfect, unfortunately she hasn’t noticed yet.