1. A cheap electric hob.

Inner tubes.

Superpowers.

cancer

Unlimited wealth and power.

Debbie McGee.

Mango Worms.

Superpowers

😀

Perianal abscess

A ginger by the name of Anne Robinson with at least £50 mill at her disposal to create god aweful television programs.

Probably a hell of a lot more but cannot be assed atm to comment after weeding & pressure washering 100 square foot of patio paving.

ooo oo I got one! being famished and starved.

A Lings delivery of Christmas Cards to be checked and priced in the middle of summer while happy lady members of staff listen to Christmas music.
Ho **** ho.

The gummie bear song, on a loop.

High Rollers.
Haslingdon.
Italian wiring.
Yamaha XS250.
Al Murray.
Russell Crowe.
A Land Rover.
Trek bonded aluminium frames.
Scrotal itch/joggers nipple.
Thomas Hardy.
Life without BBC Radio.
Dental Abcess.
Wagner.

Death metal

Scabies in a hotel room with no AC during a Delhi heatwave (pushing 50deg). Sweat, heat and itching that then gets infected so ad pus and sores.

Adam Sandler films

binners.

Nicholas Cage
BT customer service

Katie Price.

Ok, continuing a theme..

Apple Music when the free trial period is up and you do :roll:n’t want to pay for the subscription version.

Binners’ fag’n’stella breath.

My mother in law

Non organic humous from a chain store….

Treading on lego, barefoot?

Cakes.

bagpipes
violins
banjos

FUUUCKING UKELELES

Shiteing a hedgehog.

The inmates of the kid’s furniture section of Ikea.

cannock chase

An invitation to a Michael Barrymore party

Chocolate limes

Jugglers
Depression
Not appreciating The Fall

KFC

A politics thread

Def Leppard.

A night out in Blackpool, staying in a 2* B&B and driving back down the m6 past Birmingham

– E2 front mechs.
– Mortgage brokers.
– Non-tubeless tyres.

Jazz, windchimes and my mother-in-law.

trying to find a partner on POF.com

trying to find a partner on POF.com

Oh…that thread. LOLz! 😆