1.) The Empire strikes back and the music of Lionel Richie.

Specifically, when smoothie Lanso Calrissian welcomes Princess Leia to Cloud City. Great as the scene is, I’ve always felt it could be improved if he sang All night long.

He does look a bit Lionel Richie ish but without the protruding jaw
“Hello,and what have we here” in a patronising sexist 70’s stylee

Bacon and ice cream

Lanso, er, Lando.

A strain of dope modified to include an appetite suppressant.

Fleshlight and penis beaker.

Cheese and peas

650b and the resurrection

Gove and comeuppance

My salary and that of my manager as I’ve been doing mine and his jobs for the last year anyway. Hmmph.

My old job, with the holidays of a teacher and the salary of RBS Chief Exec.

a patronising sexist 70’s stylee

Something might tickle your fancy in this, although its a bit long

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A harvester.

Simon Cowell, Piers Morgan, and a wood chipper.

cheryl cole, a bath of cold custard and me.

A cat squirrel hybrid

A vodka, and a lemonade.

*looks down*

Brill.

One nil me.

Simon Cowell, Piers Morgan, and a wood chipper.

You’d make them do community service?

A fork and a spoon, It’d be great for camping or eating during lightweight races, you could call it a Foon

A magnum ice cream with a warm brownie centre.

all my favourite descents linked into one continious trail

Bacon ice cream you say?

Broccoli and dynamite.

Macdonalds and contraceptive pills

@ Wombat – Already been done but called a spork

Titanium too 😉

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/330985909381?lpid=83&device=c&adtype=pla&crdt=0&ff3=1&ff11=ICEP3.0.0&ff12=67&ff13=80&ff14=83

Bacon ice cream you say?

Business plan ❗

Get some ice cream, any old muck will do. Get some bacon, any old muck will do.

Rebrand it ‘Gelato Pancetta’ whack the word ‘Artisan’ in somewhere. Sell it in a not particularly functional wooden presentation box.

Quids in I reckon. £15 a box at least.

And just to keep Binners happy, well have ‘gelato pancetta piselli patatine’ option. Obviously with the word ‘Artisan’ removed.

@ Wombat – Already been done but called a spork

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the queues at the post office are always 10x bigger than the ones at the bookies…maybe combine the two? 😆

perhaps if labour get back into power!

Blood Glucose tester and an insulin pump in a single small, discreet cost effective unit to create a ‘closed loop’ solution.

This would be truly life changing

A mountain bike and some wheels that are somewhere between 26″ and 29″ in diameter.

Think that would be perfect. In my mind I can see the quick handling of the 26″ and the easy rolling of a 29er.

Cheers

Danny B

My gentlemans bits and Kaley Cuoco’s fanjo 🙂

Filing cabinets and Orange fives,

But I think it’s already been done…..

Strictly come dancing, X-Factor and an atomic bomb.

sausages and bacon

chocolate and pussy

Laphroaig and JD Honey 8)

uphill freewheeling……..