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  • Things you never, ever, want to experience first hand.
  • P-Jay
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    Minding my own business, listening to the radio only to hear that I’ve got an opportunity to register to buy tickets for “Fast and Furious Live”.

    It’s just entered my list of “things I never, ever want to experience” somewhere between ‘Blackpool Stag Do’ and ‘Genocide’.

    What would you be quite happy about if you never had to witness?

    Stoner
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    A Christening
    “Filmed in front of a live audience”
    A league football match
    the MOBO awards

    mikewsmith
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    The people who wake up early from anesthetic
    Those red dots you see in spy films
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/41388309/mystery-as-man-found-dead-next-to-pet-snake

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    nickc
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    Being in the kitchen of anywhere that’s making my food…

    jimdubleyou
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    In the Night Garden – LIVE!
    (It camps on Old Deer Park in Richmond every year).

    Stoner
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    In the Night Garden – LIVE!

    with sufficient amounts of intoxicants though….

    ton
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    a football match.

    jekkyl
    Full Member

    seeing someone else deficate

    binners
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    A rugby match

    iainc
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    a good mate, who speaks wise words, says one of his life rules is ‘never be in the same room as another man’s erection’…. Sounds a pretty good rule to me 🙂

    johndoh
    Free Member

    with sufficient amounts of intoxicants though….

    The rescue team that got these guys down should have gone up dressed as Igglepiggle and Upsy Daisy. That’d have been funny.

    hodgynd
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    Coldplay

    SaxonRider
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    Anything relating to rats.

    Ugh.

    bikebouy
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    In front of a Goverment Select Committee..

    djglover
    Free Member

    Freak Yachting Accident
    Another mans erect penis

    Leku
    Free Member

    golf.

    binners
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    I used to work with a gay bloke who would spend his weekends at S&M orgies in Amsterdam. We used to drive in to work together on a Monday morning. Through many of his enthusiastic, probably-still-off-his-head-on-GHB, Too-Much-Informtion moments about his weekend’s activities, I formulated a list of things I never, ever, ever wanted to witness

    Tromboning… that kind of thing 😯

    plumber
    Free Member

    Drowning or being burnt alive

    smogmonster
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    A maths lesson from Diane Abbot.

    Edukator
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    This thread reads like a bucket list.

    organic355
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    Shark attack
    Lion attack
    anything with sharp teeth/claws attack

    thecaptain
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    Having someone fall off a mountain and smash their skull in front of you wouldn’t be high on my bucket list (though it apparently was on theirs).

    Rockape63
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    X Factor Live auditions! 👿

    ( I think any form of death or serious injury is a given, Plumber!)

    (OMG….just googled tromboning!)

    globalti
    Free Member

    Being buried alive.

    A Nigerian customer once insisted on showing me photos of Christians celebrating the slaughter of a couple of hundred Muslims in the city of Jos. They blocked the road on a Friday after mosque and trapped them in their cars, which they then set on fire. I won’t tell you what they did but after two pics I understood what I was seeing and felt a bit sick.

    BigButSlimmerBloke
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    Another rugby game
    Another hip replacement operation
    Any TV program with “Celebrity” in the title
    Another shark heading my direction
    Holyhead
    Looking down to see the ground heading toward you REALLY fast and looking up to see an unopened parachute
    Any of my limbs not attached to my body
    Any more of the films my mum gives me saying “I think you’ll enjoy this” (seriously mum, how bad a parent do you think you were?)

    trailofdestruction
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    Tory Party Conference

    bigyinn
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    Death.

    Northwind
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    Just signed up for the ticket update 😆

    johndoh
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    Have a needle inserted into my eye.

    Unfortunately I have already experienced this once 🙁

    Harry_the_Spider
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    Vasectomy reversal.

    mr-potatohead
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    an endoscopy
    an otherendoscopy

    though if it did happened I’d like a say in the running order

    Harry_the_Spider
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    …and on a more serious note. Somebody committed suicide in a rather spectacular style right in front of me last year and came within about 6 feet of landing on my car bonnet at motorway speeds.

    I’d rather not see that again.

    fasthaggis
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    Louise

    CheesybeanZ
    Full Member

    childbirth , i just haven’t got the hips for it .

    eddiebaby
    Free Member

    Brexit.

    nickewen
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    Retrieving a semi-decomposed rat from beneath the floor.. sadly I experienced this first hand and the smell will stay with me forever. Truly horrific stench is a dead rat.

    failedengineer
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    I don’t want to do that again, either. However, faced with a choice between that and the OP’s ticket to Fast and Furious live ….

    mildbore
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    A(nother) flexible cystoscopy. If you don’t know, it involves a v small camera, a bent coat hanger and a penis

    Harry_the_Spider
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    If you don’t know, it involves a v small camera, a bent coat hanger and a penis

    I’d say that depends on whose it is.

    I can think if a few people that would benefit from a bent not of wire up the “unblinking eye”.

    monkeysfeet
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    Your parents having sex.

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