riding with your mouth open will bring you no joy !
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Things you learn while riding
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Posted 3 months ago #
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joao3v16 - Member
You only crash when there are people around to witness your moment of stupidity/inability
If only!
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Rutting male deer really really really stink.
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Putting wet gloves on after a mechanical in the cold really, really sucks!
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pissing on your rear mech makes it work again when frozen
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"Yep, thats rideable" is not a good mantra
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Having your chain break, in the height of summer, next to a resevoir, while in shorts and tshirt, is the least desirable place to imagine.
...I counted at least 100 midgie bites, I get itchy just typing this...
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Staring at couples doing things in the dark car park is not recommended when you have a very bright light on your helmet.
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Trying to prove to your mate it's just as easy going quick on a ht as it is on a full suss down a rocky downhill section surround by lovely soft trees
And I thought trees would have some give!!!!!!!
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Gravity is a right bastard.
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Thank you for all the wildlife related lessons. they've been my favourites. Though I did read it as "The Badger is slow in singletrack" and wonder when the Internet lawsuits would start flying.
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Always give way to badgers. If you ride into them, you just make them mad.
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"Never, under any circumstances, say "I'll do it just one last time"."
Now you tell me!
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Never use your face to brake.......
Never ignore the red flags on MOD firing ranges...
Never think i'll hold this brake disc at the bottom of a 35mph descent in the Alps...
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... now for something pleasant... getting to the top of the hill for sunrise is great...
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