wolf by rOcKeTdOgUk, on Flickr

That would’ve scared the bejeezus outta me!

now you know who’s in the woods on your nightrides 😉

now you know who’s in the woods on your nightrides

i know! those woods are spooky enough at night!

Still not as scary as the foot long pink rubber c*ck we found in Castell Coch one night.

I once came across 50 druids in Robes, dancing round a fire and chanting in 3 part harmony 😯

Bra trees always make me smile …

…This time of year the xmas tree decorations in Aspley guise woods are cute too.

i once found a pack of ‘men only’ behind a tree in the surrey hills!

I saw a Freddie mercury lookalike, complete with leather cap and trousers being a mono-sexual in bournemouth. You know what I mean.

He was not expecting to be lit up by a speeding bike with lights.

I heard that one group in north Wales came a cross a man with a video camera on one side of the trail, and his wife stretched out on a fur coat the other side . They whizzed through. The whole group probably made it into their special home movie.

Stuey are the woods in Aspley Guise any good? I’m not too far and always looking out for new places to ride 🙂

goldilocks cottage in the Wyre forest usually throws up some unusual sights, such as the guy filming a young lady in a little red riding hood robe…just the robe mind

Goldilocks cottage by rOcKeTdOgUk, on Flickr

A few weeks ago – amazingly – some two-dimensional, paper-based grot – I didn’t think that existed any more due to t’internet. Said grot was in poor condidition due to the rain, but even so it brought back lovely childhood memories of discovering grot stashes down the gravel pits as a kid. Happy days.

Stolen golf buggies in Esholt woods

PA280079 by StuE1, on Flickr

any one got a dock leaf

oh, i’ve got hedge porn pics, but it’d cost me a ban to post them!

Our local ‘Clootie Well’. Spooky at night, just plain minging during the day.

I came across an ‘adult photo shoot’ once when riding in Sutton Park with my mum and my aunt!

And not something I found but more the situation. A week after watching The Blair Witch me and a couple of mates got lost in Cannock Chase with no lights at twilight, it soon got dark and we were shifting ourselves. We ended up walking for two hours before getting to Lichfield. We were bloody releaved to see street lights.

Spin – what is that?!

Rattlesnake 😮

Your mum and aunt were in an adult photo shoot? 😉

Spin – what is that?!

A Clootie Well

On a nightride with a bloke called snakebite and someone else over Cannock Chase we saw a fixed light where it should have been darkness so we decided to ride over and see what was going on.

We found a very young and nervous copper standing guard over a scenes of crime with police tape marking an area with a gazebo type tent. After some chat it turned out to be suspected human remains. Cakebite then proceeded to tell a totally inappropriate joke before we departed. They dropped me on the next climb where i got the he be je be’s!

It made the news the following day.

It made the news the following day.

Getting a little scared made the news?!

It made the news the following day.

Getting a little scared made the news?!

Slow news day i bet.

not so much on the trail as in the trail itself

Lots of men walking around on their own up clent hills at dusk in the summer. If you watched from the top every now and then two would meet and disappear into the undergrowth.

In the wyre rode past a bloke in one of the car parks who seemed to be in mid stroke with his partner or friend watching from the car. Though why she not assisting and carried on.

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not so much on the trail as in the trail itself

Wow dude WTF is that??? 😯

Are they dentures that have been turned to stone by properties of water? Like teddies at ‘that cave’?

Cool!!!!

Dental casts, or whatever the technical term is for them.

Plaster casts of your teeth.

Fossilised boob.

Wow dude WTF is that???

AS above, a few hundred kilos of plaster casts of teeth used to fill potholes in the track.

human skeleton in a burnt out car

@slowmart – you getting dropped on a climb made the news?

Isn’t there a bike up a tree on the Monkey trail?

That is the bike on the monkey trail just before upper cliff

StuE – I hope you tried to get them out that mud, that looks fun!

Ha, no wonder the picture rang a bell. When you say just before upper cliff, where exactly?

Riding the cliff top path from Milford on Sea to Barton on Sea in Hampshire one summer evening I once came across a man striding purposefully along the path playing a set of bagpipes.