I wouldn’t expect to find a bear in the woods, however if I did I would expect to find it shitting at some time or another but I don’t expect that I’d hang around long enough to witness the event.

Did you stop for a sniff?

😯 No as there was a high chance they belonged to a man of an MTB forum………….

So that’s where I put them?

😉

On our local ride, there’s a little clearing with a fallen tree in it. More than once I’ve burst out of the singletrack into the clearing to the sight of a young couple just getting down to business. Mainly there’s just been a swift re-zipping of flies, but once it was a definite coitus interruptus moment, when the guy actually swore at me for putting him off his stroke…