Riding round a little local wood today, on a road bike, pulling little one in a trailer. Naturally with that combo I’m following all the smallest trails 😉 Came across a bloke with a photographic light reflector and another bloke with an expensive looking camera. Anybody like to take a guess on what they were photographing? 😉

It’s about things you see on a ride, so bike forum, right?

Mushrooms or naked ladies 😀

Their knobs.

Not mushrooms, knobs or plural.

Squirrels. There very active this time of year.

My first guess was fungi… tis a popular shot among enthusiasts because of texture etc.

Bike mag shots

Not mushrooms, knobs or plural.

So woodys second suggestion then? Night ride a few months ago resting at the top of our local hill a few mtb laydeez told us about a naked lady photoshoot they had passed on the way up, considering we had just come up the same hill we were dissappointed not to have seen any sign of it.

Mushroom shaped cock shots…

??

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Nice beaver!

mind you the bare arses lowey’s crew normally end up seeing round here I’m glad I’ve been taking the nudity free trails.

Uummm…. trees?

I came across two young ladies being photographed (clothes on), dressed in wedding dress and a bridesmaid, very sweet till we got close and saw they were made up in a “goth vampire” makeup.
I (like to) think it might have been more interesting 10-20 minutes later but I didn’t think owt was gunna happen with 5 sweat mtb’er hanging around….

Baby Robins?

I saw a bloke reading a newspaper once……

he was sitting on a bucket……

with his strides round his ankles….

yes,you can guess what he was doing….

I don’t ride that trail any more…..

Riding down a bombhole on leith hill years ago, I was surprised to find a shocked woman in the process of curling out a huge shit.

No idea what these blokes were photographing, sorry.

To everyone above..

POIDH!

Well?

Not too bad, Diane…yerself ??

😉

So, what was it?

I was riding few years ago came across a group of starwars stormtroopers having a battle!

We do get a lot of reenactment groups, its odd seeing a saxon warrior unloading a battle axe and shield out of the boot of a mondeo!

I was at Woburn a month of two ago and also rode past some people dressed up as Star Wars characters.

Saw some black lace knickers hanging off a branch on a climb on the edge of Black Down/Rowberrow Warren.

The first time I rode the Bristol – Bath cycle track I found a dead body……

I once came round a corner on the trail to find a set of iron gates and a gravel driveway just there all on their own leading from nowhere to nowhere. A few weeks later I saw them again in a full page ad for the Range Rover in one of the broadsheets.

Saw some black lace knickers hanging off a branch on a climb on the edge of Black Down/Rowberrow Warren.

Did you stop for a sniff?

Saw some black lace knickers hanging off a branch on a climb on the edge of Black Down/Rowberrow Warren.

So that’s where I put them? 😉

well it has to be a monster DH bike with a yard of travel and some chap dressed like a wannabe Xer (thats motocrosser or cross dresser your chice:-)

to add to my wood antic’s, I lately located what looked to be a brand new but well worn trail in a local wood, and had great fun twisting through the trees… till I came apon a man in a short dress and suspenders… so I cycled on quickly past until I found another man just dressed in a vest, at this point I turned around and cycled away quickly.

Went for an early morning spin before work once, rode along one trail which double backed on itself, out the corner of my eye saw what I thought was a manikin in the trail I was soon to double back on. As I approached realised it was an old man in the nude going for a leisurely stroll… why is it always old men!

STWers actually riding bikes rather than posting drivel on here? 😀

STWers in the woods on smart phones posting drivel on here? 😯

Teknolojee, eh? I dunno….