Devastating the kitchen when I cook
Snoring like a low flying Hercules. Amplified massively when red wine is involved.
Being a dickhead, generally. To be fair to her, this covers most of my waking hours. She must have the patience of a saint. I couldn’t cope with living with me. I’m a ****ing idiot!
From my point of view, the one thing I just cannot get my head around, is when you start watching a film and every actor who comes on screen she says ‘oooooo – what was he in before?’. The goes on to muse over it, then Google it, then muse over it some more.
I don’t give a flying **** what they’ve been in before. I’m watching this. Or trying, at least.
I know other women who also do this. But no blokes. Why? … Just why?