So, a day to myself and in the interests of a) appearing to be helpful and b) to avoid nagging and general moaning about being a useless slob when Mrs Danny gets home I thought, in between being a useless slob and sorting out the man zone I would try and do a couple of chores as well.
So, to the washing bin I go, take the said washing downstairs and prepare for an hours hard labour. Then to my amazement I discover that in the kitchen we have this device that appears to automate the process of washing clothes.
Given how much Mrs D bangs on about all the washing she had to do and how it was a never ending (and thankless) task I thought she must lug it down to the local river and do it all by hand. Now I've found out all she does is put it in a machine and press a switch I'll put up with less of her whinging.
(Note Mrs D does not read STW forum threads).