Blowing your nose in the shower.

Ride a mountain bike at a trail cente.

Pick your nose at traffic lights

Fart under the duvet.

Post on STW:on the throne.

Actually, that’s not true or I’d have haemmeroids the size of walnuts.

I am on the throne this time, though.

Can someone pass me a new roll?

Wee and poo in the shower completely hands free, start to finish (although might require a bit of toe-squishing).

Piss in a shrubbery.

Ahhhh, steamy wee.

Ooooh, I’ve got another:

Get away with it: In power.

Sing along to Cyndi Lauper, alone, in the mancave.

Just me? TMI?

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Sing along to Cyndi Lauper, alone, in the mancave.

Just me? TMI?

Hey, if you just wanna have fun, who are we to judge?

Sing along to Cyndi Lauper

Is that your true colours shining through?

He just wants to have fun.

EDIT: ****, too late.

She’s an artist. You philistines know nothing. Stop picking on me.

And you and your brown toe can just hop it, DD.

Same old silly taste in music. Time after time.

Procrastinate on STW

What’s going on?

I think stoner drove all night to get to you…..